Uhh jeop I dont know how relevant my reply will be since I am not a fs provider (nor your taste in women) but if I were and I read through the enormous number of reviews you have I would be incredibly nervous and intimidated. Am I being judged against other previous experiences you had? If so is it good? Did I do the things that would earn a higher mark or did I forget to kiss you at the door, offer you a drink, etc. or any other thing that might make you consider giving me a bad review. It would be hard to feel comfortable knowing every little thing I said or did (or didnt do as it were) was being judged by someone whose opinion and input is held in such high regard.  Now this is not say that me or any other provider is not confident of her skills but under such scrutiny some (not all) would probably not be their usual sweet accomodating comfortable warm affectionate selves.

That's just my 2 cents on it...

I guess in every board (or places we visit), there are some well known "monsters" reviewers, guys whose written words are the gospel for the majority of the hobbyests. Whatever they say about a girl will be trusted and considered the holy grail. Most of the time, these board personalities are VERY critical and objective on their reviews...and this approach scares the hell out of some providers, specially the ones who already have a good business based on their 9 & 10 rated reviews. What IF, she gets a 6 or 7 coming from one of the board gods? Or if they dare to expose all their flaws? Or consider their services not top notch?
Women already have lots of insecurities, so imagine how they feel  when someone is doing an evaluation for the whole world to read.
When I started to get "famous"  and I got guys raving about my oral skills, I got my share of board personalities asking for appointments...I didn't have any problems meeting with most of them, except two "monsters"...Bill Furniture from NYC and BMM from Long Island.
BMM mailed and mailed me...he even asked his ATF at the time to contact me and tell how nice he is. I was really afraid of him, guys up in NYC and surroundings follow his posts and reviews like a gospel and, because BMM favorite thing is French, I was afraid I could not perform up to his standards, or what he was expecting from me. He even made a thread on UG about a provider (me) refusing to see him...lol
Bill Furniture is a true legend and he probably saw EVERY girl visiting NYC. His reviews are soooo detailed, down to the nitty gritty. He rates everything! Face, eyes, mouth, tits, legs and so on. So, when he contacted me I read his reviews and I was saying to myself "no way I can see him...I'm not good enough...if he gave 7,6,5 to this gorgeous girl what he will give to me???"...we mailed each other and talked on the phone many times and I told him about why I was afraid of him and his "rating" system. I didn't want to be "numbered" for each part of my body...lol.
So, after giving lots of thought, I decided to get over my jitters and I did agree in meeting with them. I was nervous like hell but, when we started our sessions I got my confidence back and I gave them my best. Meeting with them taught me an important lesson in this business: there are no "monsters" just horny men expecting a great service and, if you have what it takes to provide it, they will enjoy being with you like anyone else and leave happy & satisfied.
I'm glad I did have the pleasure of spending time with BMM, who is one of the nicest and generous guys in this hobby and with Bill Furniture, who is one of the sweetest guys I ever met.
One thing I did learn about board personalities is...most of the time they don't "look" or "act" the way they write.


-- Modified on 5/8/2005 12:31:57 PM

From my writings, how do you feel I act?  BTW, I'm not asking you about the "looks part"...lol

Fully qualifying as a "usual suspect" (and having been mentioned), I'm sure you knew I would "chime in", even though I only have a tenth of the number of reviews that jeep has.

 I want to say that I appreciate betty's remarks.  I think they explain a lot.  That may account for why it seems that I too have some difficulty booking certain providers.  Maybe as betty suggests, they are just avoiding me out of fear.  Ya' know gals, it just isn't fun being feared by ya'all.  I'd much rather be LUV'ED.

Since I only party when I travel I do rely on the better known hobbyists' reviews. In DC I always look at your reviews and dcmann's because I know you've both sampled quite a bit. But in the last few months I have weighted those reviews a little bit less because I have come to learn that we have VERY different tastes (in looks anyway) our 9s are not the same. But it took me a couple months to make that distninction. So now I skim the scores you give and rely more on how she treated you and whether your expectations were met etc...  BTW I'm not singling you out I think there's at least a dozen guys in DC whose reviews I follow for various reasons.  Anyway Betty's theory I think holds water especially as it applies to newbies to these boards. A guy who hasn't figured out all of the things he's looking for and just how his tastes differ from yours will be easily swayed by the scores given by a master.  But man you're in DC your menu is endless - my guess is plenty of gals will be up for the challenge. Finally you may be able to ease their worries if you're up front about your expectations. The girls could be worried that once you reached this Jedi status that you started to get special treatment that the rest of us didn't and that you expected it. I don't believe that's true but then again I'm not the one who has to perform.

No, its not just the number of reviews, I heard this a number of times as well and I only have 20 reviews. Thats why most times I would not give them my TER handle unless it was asked for. It also worked to my advantage many times as well, as Ive had a number of ladies contact me.

My problem was with "regular" providers. Id contact them and theyd say they dont know if they want to see me because they dont provide a PSE, saying they dont know if they could live up to what Im used to and what I wanted out of a session.

B-Pop

...as the ladies are far more afraid of my repulsiveness than they are of my reviews.

I think that the ladies need to keep in mind that while many of us do read Jeop's (and others) carefully because of their expertise and experience, there are many of us who value and weight different looks or services differently than the "board monsters" as Betty put it. My guess is that most of us (myself included)don't follow the reviews as gospel, simply a very reliable source from which to gain important information about services rendered. In the year or so that I've been on the board, I have come to recognize whose tastes run closer to mine and whose don't and from which reviews I can get good info and from which I can't. I would recommend that providers keep this in mind as well as the fact that unless you are a real loser, I doubt Jeop would trash you and ruin your rep. He has always seemed candid about when a problem between himself and a provider was an issue of "chemistry" and not performance or effort.

From just looking at the first page of your reviews... You are apparently a very honest reviewer... If A lady doesnt think that she is up to par, and a little insecure about her performance, this is most likely why.

Of at least a few providers who wanted you to review, jeop.  I'd say both reactions come along with the notoriety.

And I can say that because I met you for lunch the other day, Mr. Super Villiany!  Bald as Mr. Clean and not unlike him in physique.  

You won't catch me drooling over you...but then again, I don't drool over any boy.  I do think the girls would approve.  Maybe an 7-8ish in the male scale.  I'll pass on scoring on "performance," thanks.

You've been unmasked, Lex!  How do you like dem apples.  

The Truth comes our - Lex Revealed - maybe the first for a hobbyist to have been given rating..

I for one when considering seeing a provider for the first time and see that Jeopcon1 has reviewed the lady, read his first. I feel that I can trust him as he seemed to be fair and honest in his reviews. I have seen or not seen a provider solely based on his review.

Personally, I don't like for anyone to tell me either before or during a session that they do reviews.  I take it to be that they are giving me a challenge and expect that I will try to out perform everyone and should do everything that they ask.  I like to give my own session and be comfortable and not feel like I am being rated, I have my boundaries and will not compromise them for a better review.  The more comfortable I am the better the session and I've been fortunate that even though I may not have "clicked" with a couple of gentleman, they still treated me kindly in their reviews.  I know I'm not everyone's "cup of tea" and I don't try to be.

When I try to open his reviews, it locks up my computer..To damn many..lol

You would be surprise what "cup of tea" people like..lol

Gosh, Jeop, I have always greatly appreciated the time and effort you put in both to your Reviews, and your TER e-mails?
Your Reviews are accurate, objective, fair, and never mean-spirited, and your TER posts are the same, IMHO?
From my perspective, thanks, for all that you have contributed to our community!
You are a key reason why DC has the best Board in the country!
IMHO!

dc!

I most times would ask afterwards if they mind if I write a review.

B-Pop

The board as a whole is very objective and fair. I learn early from Jeop,Slipry,JT,JC and DCman and ok Ponzone who to trust .. The ladies welcome all newcomer and will provider guidance to new ladies (Karina/NetM who is a permanent fixture on our board..lol). I wish the ladies would interact with us a little bit more..lol But I understand why they don't. DC does have the best board around..Ask all the lurker..lol

-- Modified on 5/8/2005 7:19:31 PM

I agree also, thanks Jeop - and by the way Girl, why do you only have 1 review - I'd like to see more reviews and less comments

Falcon; I hate writing reviews. The only reason I started is because of slipry.. Maybe she don't like to write them. I wouldn't but I do to stay up with the jones..lol

It is an open board and until the Mod steps in everyone has a right to participate. And BD - now that you are posting, I don't think it will be long before you are caught up to Jeop at the rate you are capable of - LOL...

GirlinDC I believe is the first female Hobbyist I've seen here - literally that is. Many who take the benefits don't appear at all - they just use TER for what it provides and never post reviews. And there are some that have posted a fewer reviews then they could and many comments on the board.

I hope more female hobbyist show up - I could use a partner at one of those swing clubs I've heard of - LOL

My reviews are intended for use by women and to some degree, couples.  They are not intended to be relevant for men...you have jeop and many others to use as references for specific m/f activities.

So I don't see why it matters to you gentlemen what my reviews are aside from the obvious titillation value.  And, just like many on this board, I see more ladies than I review.

Also, if you don't like my comments, don't read them.  Simple as that.

-- Modified on 5/8/2005 8:13:54 PM

I said I would be at the 100 mark by Dec but I can't stomach writing the reviews so that won't happen.. I also like seeing a couple of ladies more than once. One young lady I have seen every Monday for three months..Jeop will will be the man on this board for a long time..lol

You are a valuable member of this board. Do you see other guys explaining why they don't have reviews? No; and you shouldn't have to either.

You must have confused me with the waiter! I was the wheezing, pale, Marlo-Brando-at-70 dweeb across the booth from you. I'm a 4 at best, particularly on a day when my date keeps making-out with another women every time I turn my back.

That said, 7-8 from a lesbian? Wouldn't that make me GQ material?

I'm sorry, but we weren't just doing it behind your back.  As I recall, Karrie and I were shamelessly making out in front of you as well.  But wait...I don't remember you complaining.  

Considering you're nowhere near 70, how do you know you'll be Marlon Brandoish?  And as I recall, he was quite handsome in his younger years.

Lex, dear, you are neither young nor old Marlon Brando.  I stand by my Mr. Clean description.  

And yes, a 7-8 rating is very good from a lesbian who tends to hang out with gorgeous gay boys (i.e. David Beckham type, definite 10).

OK, besides gay guys, who doesn't think you're their cup of tea?

BTW -- If you don't want a review, I won't post one.

..she won't let me. Something about my bald head... or was it my male-ness... I can't remember now...

...and only when doing housework, I'll graciously accept your 7.5 -- heck... that's a C... better than college.

I am someone who is very much UTR, and I know I will never have reviews here, so it is not fear of a bad review in my case.

I have had contact with a handful of TER members and met only a few.  However, I have used the boards and read the reviews to establish whether I think we would click.  So far, it's been remarkably useful and my instincts have been very accurate.  

I can see from reading your reviews that I am not your type, so I wouldn't see you for that reason.  I wouldn't want either of us to have a poor experience.

I didn't know it was a dating game in escortland. New twist, interesting.

As far as the GFE thing goes, I'm that in all respects except for the DFK thing, that really is a YMMV kind of thing.  I tell my clients that if you're looking for gazing into my eyes while we stroll through the fields that's not me.  I like my sessions like my cars, "start it out slowly then take it out on the open road and open that baby up and see how fast it can go"  Rembember that Van Halen song, I can't drive 55!  

But I'd love to meet with you guys, has my location been the problem?

maybe some women are just turn off by reviews and when they see your numerous scorecard points they want to hide.

welllll.. I wasn't going to respond, as anything I write seems to inflame jeopie which in turns gets all his minions mad and they all fire back, but what the hell..

I think perhaps, the king of all washington area hobbiests is missing on a key element, that he himself has questioned in the past.  

It's VERY possible, the review issue is merely subterfuge to the real reason, and that is the ladies fear for their safety from being with a man with almost 240 reviews and an unknown number of actual encounters that didn't get reviewed for whatever reason.  I think it's quite possible that women are scared of what disease is potentially lurking right under that 2-3 mil layer of latex, and one pinhole or tear could send that stream of deadly mutated DNA into the ladies body. (I should be a novelist!)

Now, before anyone starts screaming I am saying jeopie is sick or infected with ANYTHING, I'm not even trying to imply he is sick in any way what-so-ever.  BUT... lets face facts and the fact is a man who's had sex with hundreds of women who provide sex FOR A LIVING is at best a high risk proposition.  There is some risk for everyone in the hobby, we all know that. And anyone could be infected with something for months without a clue, or knows and doesn't care or any one of a myriad of other potential options.

BUT, and this is only a theory, it's possible women are simply afraid to have sex with someone so prolific it's at least possible he's not as safe as they'd like him to be.   And claiming review problems is simply a polite way of getting out of seeing him.  

Certainly, having him give his stamp of approval is worth cash in the bank to the loyalists who follow his every conquest, and I enjoy reading his reviews as well.  He seems most fair in his rating, and writes an relatively intelligent, even-tempered review.  And any lady who scores HIGH with him can scream it from the mountaintop that he gave her a high rated review.  

On the other hand, when someone's seen so many women, it's only human for their standards to become top-heavy and at least somewhat jaded.  You don't see over 200 (and it could be double or triple that) women over a few years time and not walk away from the experience with a little blurred focus mired in all those perfume scents.  

Only a microscopic number of males on TER can spend the sort of cash he does and not feel the impact on 'real life', so it's obvious his deep pockets allows him this lifestyle of new women every week, although he's proclaimed more than once that retirement is just around the corner, but my bet is he doesn't really want to retire, just as the person addicted to any designer drug finds it hard to abandon their addiction.  And geeze, do I blame him?  God no.  What a better addiction is there than to see gorgeous, sexy, sexual women who'll screw us for the mere pittance of a few dollars?  It's not like these beautiful women were screwing me when i was in my 20's and actually had a marginally decent body AND hair.. !  So, there's no judgemental issues here, just a comment on why women could potentially be scared of someone as prolific as he is, and in their own infinite wisdom, are smart enough and polite enough not to actually reveal their true fears and concerns.

Hopefully, this won't get the flames my posts usually do, but what the hell.. I'm a big boy, I can take it..

--jb

I didn't even know you existed.  You have really great reviews on TER but they don't come up on a search by Washington, DC.  You are only listed under "Other."

I bet if you update your profile to have DC listed as your city or other city, you will get alot more inquiries.  I'm sure there's some guys that search on DC going, "I wish there was more hot girls near Baltimore!"

Hi Ciara, funny you'd post that.  I had the negative experience of wanting to see someone who I'd emailed several times over a month or so, and when we finally had a mutual time, she wrote me back telling me she'd be delighted to see me, but she wanted to know what I looked like and other personal things about me that were not about personal safety like references.  The stuff she wanted to know was more of what I'd have expected from someone I'd met online and was planning a dinner date with.  Her comment was she gets very high reviews by being selective in the men she sees and doesn't select just everyone.  I took it as a personal affront, and felt that as I was paying for the priveledge of seeing her, what I look like really wasn't relevant.  

Needless to say, it became a nasty forum argument, especially when another member had the same experience with the same lady and ratted her out in the forum.  I had not mentioned her name myself.  She hasn't answered my emails of apology to her for offending her, nor did I ever see her because of this, but the fact remained that her saying she gets good reviews by only seeing guys she's physically attracted to just came off as a little weird since it's for all practical purposes a business transaction.  And as long as I'm not dangerous to her, why would it ultimately matter what I look like?

Sadly, her photos always got my pulse elevated (she's bookmarked and I still check her out for new pics every so often) and she could have become an ATF+++ for me if she was half as good as her already stellar reviews if only because she had the look of someone I'd actually WANT as a GF..

So, yes, the twist in escortland is a little weird when the ladies start asking the guys what they look like.   We sorta need to know what you look like, since it is a fantasy.. I just was a little creeped out having to describe my middle-age, overweight, no hair stats to her.  I never told her, as I didn't want the potential of being told I wasn't up to her standards and being rejected by a provider would have simply been an all time low I wasn't emotionally prepared for.

--JB

Reating?

That's really funny, especially as "dating" is a cute euphemism constantly used on these boards.

You used the word, not me.

They shouldnt be an escort
They shouldnt have sex.

What a bunch of baloney..

Jeop.. come on over this way to Buffalo...I am always up for a challenge Review me ! It will look good on my scorecard and yours

Right rock star, wrong year. I Can't Drive 55 was Sammy Hagar on his solo album "VOA" which came out a few years before he joined Van Halen.  But either way baby-when I drive that slow ya know it's hard to steer!

There's Ciara in this very thread.  DCprovider who turned out to be Katie.  NetMichelle.  AngieRenee too.

And that's just the ones I can think of off the top of my head from the past few weeks of posts.

Jeopie..

I realize I could be wrong, and was only offering an alternative possibility.  And while it's true the women probably see more men as a total than you have seen them, they ultimately know their own safety threshold and it could be an issue for some since they don't know your own safety concerns. And once again, I have no doubt you worry about that stuff as intensely as all of us, male and female, so don't think I'm jumping on you, or anyone for this.

I'd also agree with Ciera? who said women wouldn't do this if that was a concern and that could be true also.  But my only issue about posting it was that IT COULD be an issue.  Nothing more or less than that..

I read most of Jeopies reviews and find them seemingly very fair.  He gets into details, without being overly conceited or pompous.  I've never seen any reviews he's written that implied he had anything more than the quality of the time spent with that person.  He's never made comparisions to past encounters, and seems to review each lady on her own merits.

Certainly, anyone with so many reviews will have way more picky personal issues than the vast majority of us.  IF the average person has 20 reviews, then the experimental excitement may likely not worn off yet.  With over 200 reviews and many adventures in the past, perhaps the allure of hundreds of hotel beds and the chore of getting undressed and dressed in an hour may not have the same glamour it still has for the rest of us.  

--JB

PS. And while I may not F. Scott, it's more than likely you've read things I've posted in other more public media.  Well, have a paper to finish writing.....And I'm sure F. Scotts books have done better than my meager pittance paid for my labors, I've done ok making a living with the written (and a few times spoken and acted)word. I might have even made a few people chuckle on occaision.(g)

Hmm.. did she really say baloney?  What do you think I write about? hahahaha

--jBALONEY

DCPro turned out to be who?

I also have learned that I can always count on them for being fair when they review a lady. I always go in with an open mind and remember YMMV.

...for this Virginian unless I take the day off, which, unfortunately, isn't really practical with the 25% day-of cancellation rate I had in my limited time as a hobbyist.

But for the location, I'd be trying to make an appointment right now instead of this post.

too many reviews, too much a player

I greatly prefer the low key hobbyists.

I realize many guys are slapping you on the back for the number of your reviews but I doubt most women are as impressed.

A guy with a large number of reviews comes across as just a player--someone who simply wants to put a notch in his belt, write yet another review, and leave, never to return.

Most ladies are hoping for repeat business and regulars. Before you meet someone you never know if you will click  to warrant repeat businesss, but the hope is always there.

With you, there is no hope of repeat business.

Plus, there is a real risk of incompatibility resulting in a mediocre review which would seriously affect my business.

Bottom line--not enough financial reward to justify the risk of not pleasing you.

I consider myself very fortunate to have become friends with several providers. Over the months it seems that pillow talk at some point gets to reviews and reviewers. Afew of the ladies are nervous to schedule someone that has a lot of reviews. It is not so much a fear of being reviewed, but a fear of matching the standards of someone that has been with many ladies. Several of these ladies are relatively new to the business and may not have as much confidence as they should, but heck would any of us have that much confidence in our naked bodies and performance?

Some of these ladies have been open with me on several controversial issues, such as their preferences in men, and I do not think they would hesitate for a second to express their true thoughts.

Some of your reviews are rather harsh. Like you stated how one girl had big saggy boobs that looked like the kind you see on the African lady's with the hoops threw their nose on T.V.
Okay so she had saggy boobs, all the other stuff you wrote was not comical. It was mean and hurtful to the girl.

Some of your other reviews are quite harsh too. But hey, you are who you are. Id hate to hear what you would have to say about me (or my boobs)heh heh

I was pretty intimidated by you the first time we met (party #1) but after spending private time with you at the second party I was much more at ease.  I think I was a little insecure about myself, like how could I really compare to all those ladies you've seen?  But after watching you at that first party I got over it because you seem to be a very genuine person. I could care less about you not becoming a regular, a lot of guys don't even if they really like you a lot.  Variety is the name of the game for some guys and if they can afford to play and sample a lot of different ladies, well so be it.

Dammit, that being said, you never reviewed me.  I guess you didn't like me much after all.  I'll be forever ruined by your silence, LOL.

Never thought about the risk/reward angle or the importance of repeat business. Getting cutomers to return is vital to most businesses, but I can see where it might be even more critical in this business. Not only does it have financial benefits, but the reduced security and safety issues are perhaps of more value.

Jeep, do you know where I could go to get an updated RAMMER???

Lex, I can see that you are really not a villain to the providers.  Based upon your remark, I'm not so sure about your partner hobbyists, however.

 Suppose a gal gave you a really lousy performance.  Would you withold that valuable information from your comrades just because the provider WANTED you to?  I think it is EXTREMELY important to provide a review service to my teammates if I get a lousy session.  In that event, I wouldn't expect that the gal would be very pleased with being reviewed, but TOO BAD--she DESERVED it!  Equally important is to reveal outstanding service to the other hobbyists.

And let me spank that a$$! You feelin it now? Heh heh heh

Now there's a good one, jc!  Women being open about their preference in US.  That doesn't often seem to be the case in this hobby.  I think the reason should be obvious.  They are doing it for a LIVING.  As a result, they can't really afford to "bite the hand that feeds them".

 Nonetheless, we are fully aware of some gals who openly state their preferences for the type of guys they want to see (and do NOT want to see).  I occasionally encounter a gal who doesn't want to see me again (just like the reverse often holds true).  Although that may be an "ego buster", I am very respectful and appreciative of her honesty.  After all, that is what bad times are made of.

 Personally, I don't want to go where I'm not wanted just because (perhaps) my money is.  I would thoroughly appreciate it if the ladies would like to state their general preferences (which no doubt vary by particular lady): pro or con.  After all, this business isn't like just going in to get your car fixed.

-- Modified on 5/9/2005 2:59:41 PM

Re:too many reviews, too much a player

XXX, not that I have a tremendous number of reviews (or really aspire to), however I would think a gal could get a great deal of business from a good review by a well known and respected reviewer.  That hobbyist may or may not be a repeat customer, but a good review could lead to many others.

What about when you do your best, think that your looking your best and your shot down? Jeopcon has ALOT of credibility on this board and I agree if you get a bad review from him, looks or WHATEVER, your toast!

Well, perhaps that's where I might have gone wrong Traci.  Believe me, I did it strictly as an information and introduction thing.  However, I can see your point of view and how other gals could share it.  I can remember an instance where an entire agency was put off by it.  I will certainly take your thoughts under advisement, for the future.

 As you know, I DID take the trip out to your incall in Harford County.  Nice change of scene actually, and on a snowy day at that.  Yes we didn't have the best of chemistry, but you are still a good provider.  

 I can't do it again keeping my mouth shut, but you teammates who might want a change of scene might want to take a little drive up northeast and meet Traci, armed with the knowledge she has provided here.

...but I'll have to get back to you on that one because, to date, I've not had a lousy performance. I've got at least one older review where the performance rating was, in retrospect, probably higher than it should have been, but it was still way, way, way above what I would consider a poor performance... and trust me, joking aside, I KNOW what a poor performance is -- that's why I hobby.

When you can only afford to hobby once-per-month (or less), you tend to be really, really choosy.

I have defended you before. Why do you insist on pissing people off. You sound like DT sometime with this stuff..

-- Modified on 5/9/2005 5:23:57 PM

Well BD, Lissa and I are perported to have once almost ENDED a hard-on that jeep had....~)

Look, it's all theoretical anyway because I'm not one of your local ladies. I happened to check out the board and here was this thread.

I looked at your most recent reviews, at your 8s, 9s and 10s. I just don't see myself. Too mature, too cerebral, too far away, too big in the butt. Whatever. Looking at the length of your review page reminds me of a laundry list - tick off the items - zap, zap, zap. I'd also feel as if I'm in a revolving door, and it'd make me dizzy.

In writing my original post I was just making a point that, well, there is never just one point of view. Okay?

Good string and good comments - however I think the ladies need to relax.  While Jeep does represent a frequent client I would hope that we are not all sitting on the sideline waiting for a thumbs up from Jeep before we find the gem.  Sorry Jeep - not a slam just an observation.  As we have all found out - - some providers are real YMMV while others it just does not make a difference who walks in.  I do enjoy Jeeps reviews I take them as information points as pretty much a equal.

And you were right about Ponzone..I owe massive amount of brew behind you Ponzone..lol

Reamn right. Where's my beer?

Wondering how many review you have?  I only found 2.  Are there more?   Those two reviews were very good as well.  

Reont feel the luv? Cum here....

Ah, so you want to get BACK at me huh? lol  Well for the record, I NEVER suggested there was any shortage of luv at YOUR location.  I never suggested there was any fear of reviews either.  In fact, you encourage 'em.

 BTW, you know you're wearin' me down, doncha?  Yeah, I know what you're up (or down) to.  HAHA

Actually, I was hoping for a warmer "permanent and natural transplant".  Hey, if they can develop the blue pills, who knows what might be in store in a few years?  If a youngster wants to wrap himself around a telephone poll, why can't he become a donor first?  Going through "the operation" might be a bitch, though.

but, that was one great thread. I just new everyone would chime in (suspect's). I take away from it a bit of disappointment, since really very few ladies responded. That is somewhat telling in itself. I do get for the most part though, there is a certain amount of itimidation factor involved if not for some even avoid at all costs, because a person with that many reviews could hurt my business attitude. I could easily understand that. Do any of us really understand the WOMAN though. We want here when  we want her though.

When I first observed saw the number of reviews by Jeop, I said WTF. I also read a lot (all are you kidding). He certainly seemed fair, honest and by no means mean or disrectful to any of the ladies. In fact I figured him to be a guy like me and not even bother with a review if it was a bad experience. Been there and done that. But also, he is not me. His reviews are not the gospel. The hobby will always be YMMV till the end of time. If fact Jeop sort advised me against a lady a little, when coming to town. But, WTF I had to see her anyway. And glad I did, she rocked my world.

I enjoy your reviews Jeop and your contributions to the greatest board on the TER. At the end of the day your question was answered: New ladies building a business are often too damn itimidated by 240 reviews and your status on the board.

Not sure anyone has that much disposable income. Makes for great humor though. Even I threw on in a while back to the affect "that my computer locked up trying to open your review page". WTF

Hmmm, just can't wait to see bigdaddy "pay up" at Egypt's meet, too!  That would be almost worth the "price of admission".  BTW BD, since you'll be in a "buying mood".....

 Jeep, little piece of advice though.  Don't "overindulge" like I did once at a certain "meet"....~~})\