Are any ladies available for a late appointment in Tysons corner...preferably someone that can accept an AMEX card?

panties after reading this! lol

that AMEX card???

I read his post, smiled, then chuckled.  I read your post and felt compelled to chime in.  

Some girls have a magical butthole and can accept Visa, Amex, and sometimes mastercard. Some girls buttholes can't accept Amex while others can. The receipt is when they fart. Sometimes I have to swipe it a few times and lube always help with the process.

It's not out of the question. The Square reader is the perfect option.