How does one start an agency?

Next critical item is suitable wheels like a deuce or a low rider caprice. Make sure you stay away from all imports and SUVs.
This is a cult 70s era thing to some extent but appearences are everything in the biz. Oh one more thing..never ever take a cab.
Im excited for him/her though. Wish I'd thought of it.
Im kidding..seriously, to our budding agency owner. I would just keep reading the boards and see how reputable agencies work. Put an ad in Citypaper and anywhere on line that seems to have possibilties... The hard part is qualifying your employees and keeping them focused and dependable. Not as easy as it sounds I understand. Hiring someone with agency management experience could be a big plus.

I think he's being serious.

Panther platforms on 22s and larger are popular up in Baltimore. If you're going to do SUVs you need to consider Escalades, Navigators, or Hummers. Also you need to check out "America Pimp", a documentery of genuine pimps and the challenges of "the game".

I am serious, although I do appreciate the humor.

Hot pink I think would be a great color

The best advice I have read on this subject was from Lee Dreams. He advised that you learn the business by working for a reputable escort agency as a driver or booker. If you don't have the inclination to do this there are a number of books on this subject.