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8OClock 779 reads
posted
1 / 25

What's your favorite condom and why?

cantdance 95 Reviews 702 reads
posted
2 / 25

Condoms are like fine dress shirts.  You really have to try them on to see if the neck , length, sleeves and cut is right for you.

The best shirt makers are either Italian (eg Charvet) or British (eg Turnbull Asser). For condoms I think the best makers are Japanese.  Kimono, Okamoto.

Costco is great for buying 128 oz ketchup bottles but I dont think you should show up at an interview wearing a kirkland shirt or a date with the cheapest bulk condom.

jenniferxj6 See my TER Reviews 849 reads
posted
3 / 25

I love lifeStyles SKYN,premium non latex condoms . They taste better lol if you know what I mean ! And there longer then Trojan .
Love Jennifer xj6

foreroticreview 17 Reviews 666 reads
posted
4 / 25

Look, this guy is older (late 40s) has had his kids and has had a vasectomy.  Getting into this hobby has sucked in this regard, you lose a lot of sensitivity as it is with age.  But yes, this falls into the category of necessary evils.  I get the vasectomy, the wife goes cold shortly thereafter and it AIN"T FAIR!

(stomps feet)

I am thick and average length so the "right" condom is simply not made for me.  I have had providers pull out a Magnum for me after putting a standard condom on me because they are afraid the standard size will break due to the thickness, but then I am swimming in the fucking thing length wise.  

I like Natural Lambs, given a choice and I typically carry them to a date but some providers are OK with them and some are not.  They are not "as" protective against STDs as others and I get that, but I have been STD tested every six weeks, like clockwork, since I started in this hobby and keep a close eye on things.  It has actually been a while, many months since I had a provider say OK to the Natural Lambs because I have only been seeing ATFs, except for one girl when I forgot to bring mine along, and the ATFs don't allow them.

(rant off.  for now)

:-

balix 84 Reviews 667 reads
posted
5 / 25

"It is important to note that natural membrane condoms made of lambskin will not prevent the transmission of AIDS or other sexually transmitted diseases (STDs). They do reliably protect against pregnancy."

foreroticreview 17 Reviews 587 reads
posted
6 / 25

Knew I would get a bit lit up for that, and deserve it.

Me?  I know there is additional risk and was always willing to take it TO THAT EXTENT.  Very few providers will go with them, and you are right, I know I should (and will) rethink them.  Now that I have found TER and the wonders of the BBBJ, I should just accept that most women are going to want me to swim in a damn Magnum because they are afraid the regular condom with break with the thickness.  The lambskins stretch better to accomodate the thickness and prevent the need for the larger condom, as well.

So the cost of being with beautiful, young intimate lovers is swimming is sometimes swimming in a Magnum.  I should get over it already......

If anyone knows of a non-lambskin that stretches width-wise like a lambskin but doesn't have the length of a Magnum, now THAT shit would be helpful....maybe this is where I make my first billion, but really how many guys are in this position?  Right-O....

JawKnee36 95 Reviews 537 reads
posted
7 / 25

Condoms are always made more for a woman's pleasure as we all know... "Ribbed for her pleasure."

If they were designed for the wearer (i.e. a man's pleasure), the package would be empty when you open it.

foreroticreview 17 Reviews 586 reads
posted
8 / 25

You made me look beacuse the statement "not effective for STD prevention" seemed way too strong.

And I am fucking mortified and throwing the shit out and buying....Magnums until I figure something else out.   Fuck Magnums but no choice I guess.

So - "thanks". It had been a lot of years since condom use for this guy and it had always been just with the wife.  I honestly didn't know HOW ineffective they were....and now I am thinking, 5 or 6 months since I used one and tested four times since then and OK...I am breathing again

SinCitySinner 67 Reviews 558 reads
posted
9 / 25
foreroticreview 17 Reviews 630 reads
posted
10 / 25

And my buddy Curly chimes in.....

Fuck, I have a son "at that age" Curly, I have ben thinking about throwing a pack of condoms at him for a while now.  They won't be lambskins now, hell the last thing you want at that age is something that is going to make you go from a minute man to a half minute man, anyway.

:-)

He is a stud, genetic lottery winner.  I mean,  I have been beating the high school girls in his preferred sprt away fom him since he was 12, so yes, he is going to be getting laid.  Al lot.  Fuck him.

:-)

Anyway, now I know how to to help him protect himself as well.  Damn floozies.

iconaclassic 42 Reviews 431 reads
posted
11 / 25

Yeah, bro...lamb skins are way too porous, since they're made from animal membranes- Female to Male transmission is negligible, but still, totally not worth the risk- I always prefer Magnums or Skyn condoms...landlines feel good, but they're unreliable and smell weird

Posted By: foreroticreview
You made me look beacuse the statement "not effective for STD prevention" seemed way too strong.  
   
 And I am fucking mortified and throwing the shit out and buying....Magnums until I figure something else out.   Fuck Magnums but no choice I guess.  
   
 So - "thanks". It had been a lot of years since condom use for this guy and it had always been just with the wife.  I honestly didn't know HOW ineffective they were....and now I am thinking, 5 or 6 months since I used one and tested four times since then and OK...I am breathing again.  
   
   
   
   
   
 

iconaclassic 42 Reviews 588 reads
posted
12 / 25

I have the same problem- my son is a good looking, athletic 13 yr old- kind of line myself at that age, but unlike myself @ that age, he'll be armed with knowledge, and not afraid of the na-na lol- the only good thing to come out of my shy youth is that I've never had an STD, and there are no random kids and "baby mamas" to speak of

foreroticreview 17 Reviews 728 reads
posted
14 / 25

Honestly, you worry about this stuff, this is the real stuff.  If he was the skinny awkward runt that I was at his age, I wouldn't even be thinking about this.  No way THAT kid is getting laid anytime soon!

:-)

But it is like he went to the geneology buffet at the moment of conception and said "this guy's height, this guy's build, this person's eyes, this person's skin tone, that person's smile etc.", he is the male equivalent of the women we find so desirable on this board, the ones who hit the genetic lottery but somehow managed to either stay or at leasst become grounded and accessibe to we mere mortals.  The bigger issue is morals of course, as you may have guessed the wife is much more conservative than I and I have to try and balance the message she wants communicated with what I know will be his reality (lots of temptation).  But at least I now know not to throw lambskins at him because they aren't going to protect....

My dear Curly as I said by PM, I am sorry.  I do work from home and get too much shit going on at once and at this age, I can't be multitasking like that.  I thought Curly was fucking with me (imagine THAT!) and wrote FS, when he in fact wrote FC.  I do hear that female condoms are ideal for us on-3rd-decade-of-marriage guys now in the hobby. and have heard great great things from one lady of local legendary and semi-retired status in the community.  But I have yet to find one who is comfortable using them, so I remain anxious to find out for myself.

Sorry I fucked up this thread, I repent and promise to focus on one damn thing at a time

KL69069 51 Reviews 519 reads
posted
15 / 25

I use Magnum thins, which are the best I've tried.  Regular size doesn't work.

SinCitySinner 67 Reviews 464 reads
posted
16 / 25

And keep that 3rd decade BS to yourself... :D

I am in 3rd decade of my life here... :

foreroticreview 17 Reviews 528 reads
posted
17 / 25

That was AWESOME, Cayden, thank you.  And you even answered my immediate 2nd thought which is just kinda.....weird.....but awesome weird! ..........I will pay my ATF for them and ask her to please place the order.

Did I mention "awesome"?  Can you please come take my measiurements?  OK, asking too much now...

:-)

Thanks baby.  Always knew you were a cool chick.

chunks14 86 Reviews 499 reads
posted
18 / 25

Is the one that I just took off my cock filled with my semen from hot sex with a tasty escort!

Posted By: 8OClock
What's your favorite condom and why?

LargeHamm 33 Reviews 578 reads
posted
19 / 25

without a doubt, Female Condoms are the best. If you haven't tried them, do so at the earliest opportunity. It is absolutely the best cure for condomitis I have found. And you don't have to worry about length, girth, porosity or anything. Closest to feeling natural that I have found.
Problem is finding them. I have yet to find a retailer that has them reliably.

LargeHamm 33 Reviews 498 reads
posted
20 / 25

FER - you bring up a good point that I have puzzled over, and I bet many other hobbyists have as well. My sons are a bit older than yours, but how do you pass on what you know about the hobby to the next generation? Two of my sons are married, one will not hobby, but the other is still a bit of a player, and the youngest is still single. Recently they all attended a bachelor party in Las Vegas for a friend, and it was so tempting to offer to make arrangements for them, but I resisted and they were on their own.

So, how do you pass the skill necessary for the hobby to the next generation?

foreroticreview 17 Reviews 547 reads
posted
21 / 25

Yes, the question is "do you" bring it up.

I was faithful for 20+ years and would guess my wife still is.  There is a LOT to say for that.  9-11 eventually and slowly fucked up the marriage, but I aain't going into that shit on a board.  New priorities were born.

The more short term question for him will be whether I introduce him to a "trainer" when he is a bit older.  I unwittiingly walked into an orgy when I was, I think, 13.  Neighbor was teaching some unhappy women anal, neighbor's wife was getting banged by some dude, there was other stuff going on.  And a 40ish little redheaded women who was, hell if I know, lying there naked taking a break?  And I guess I looked like a nice snack to her.  She was wonderful in introducing me to oral, making love, just being cool about it all and you, this shit is supposed to be fun not scary so lets relax and have some fun.  It was an awesome first experience.  My God I just realized how much one of my ATFs look like her and I am freaking the fuck out now....it never hit me before.

Hooking him up with one of my ATFs eventually would be awesome because while they are all wonderful lovers, they became ATFs because of the intimacy they provide to me and that is what I would hope his first experience would be like.  Maybe one has "the right friend".  Or maybe I just let his experiences play out their own way, whiich is very likely for the best.  But it will be tempting.

gameami 1 Reviews 547 reads
posted
22 / 25

I saw a video of a guy who put a regular condom over his head. (The one between his shoulders)

TrulyMsMocha See my TER Reviews 542 reads
posted
24 / 25

.... also Trojan ecstasy & Magnum ecstasy. Can't forget FC2's.

-- Modified on 4/5/2013 8:28:03 AM

QSLoob 10 Reviews 473 reads
posted
25 / 25

I'm not trying to be a smart ass, but am genuinely curious - how are you putting on a condom to make it too long? Do you unroll it, then pull it on like a sock? I wouldn't think it would be possible for a condom to be too long if you're wearing it properly and not unrolling it the whole way.  

Posted By: foreroticreview
I am thick and average length so the "right" condom is simply not made for me.  I have had providers pull out a Magnum for me after putting a standard condom on me because they are afraid the standard size will break due to the thickness, but then I am swimming in the fucking thing length wise.    
   
   
 

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