THis is too good to be true, lol.

Sound like bullshit to me. I wouldn't touch that lady or post with your dick..lol

It is BS - but I'm sure someone will be calling to get that bargain deal.. So, lets wait for the CL review comments to come in...

CLD - keep an eye out for someone crying how it wasn't what was advertised...

Mixing drug, minor and prostitution is a formula to draw attention from LE.  You have as much chance finding bargain in Craiglist as finding LE.