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I can certainly see you at the bachelor party, Curly.  I don't see you at the wedding though, bud.  But we will always have Vegas.

:-)

 
Lets just assume for a moment that I ever get divorced, which becomes less and less likely every day that I close in on three decades of marriage.  But should that divorce ever happen, and should I ever then mention the word marriage again Curly, please just put me out of my misery.

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Click on the Youtube clip below. Thoughts? Not only does it apply in this hobby and the porn industry, but makeup should also be considered a factor in determining beauty in the "regular" world. I have a few coworkers (girls) that are hot. Now however, I am starting to have my doubts because some of my coworkers do put on a lot of makeup to look attractive.

Some of us have been victims of misrepresentation, LMAO, when we bring a girl home from the bar. After you have sex with them, she then washes up and join you in the bed. By that time, you have fallen asleep. The next morning, you wake up and find yourself snuggling with Micheal Jackson instead of Pamela Anderson. Makeup.

As for the hobby. I do not mind makeup on girls. Makeup "enhances" their beauty and the encounter. If they look hot at the moment, then that is all I am concerned about because I will not see them the next day. That's why we pay them, right? As it relates to the "regular" world. Now, I am starting to look at girls makeup differently, that is, how much makeup she has on. If she looks hot and puts too much on, then she has to be hiding something, LMAO, no offense.

BTW, some of those girls in the second link, wow, from $50 an hour (no makeup) to $600 an hour (with makeup) is how much I will pay for them in general if they were escorts. No offense to those pornstars but some of them look like they got smacked with an ugly stick over the head about 60 or 70 times, then got ran over by a semi truck. In other words, they look butt ugly without their makeup.

 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gEdUepSglo

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http://instagram.com/xmelissamakeupx#

Related Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gEdUepSglo

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macdaddy1944369 reads

men lie and women wear makeup..that makes it even..

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foreroticreview759 reads

....a few weeks ago and if I had my choice, I would never see her IN makeup again.  Some people just hit the genetic lottery bud.

And then there is the rest of us....

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SinCitySinner360 reads

Seriously.....Not being snarky at all..

You two are made for each other !!! :D

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foreroticreview436 reads

I can certainly see you at the bachelor party, Curly.  I don't see you at the wedding though, bud.  But we will always have Vegas.

:-)

 
Lets just assume for a moment that I ever get divorced, which becomes less and less likely every day that I close in on three decades of marriage.  But should that divorce ever happen, and should I ever then mention the word marriage again Curly, please just put me out of my misery.

:-

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Sexy Gymnast363 reads

LOL :)

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iconaclassic328 reads

Same, here...I love it when a provider is so comfortable, that she "exposes" herself to you...there's nothing more intimate

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AsianManNOVA348 reads

Why would anyone pay 1000+ to see them is beyond me. Most of them are so trashy looking that I won't even want to be seen in public with them.

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Posted By: AsianManNOVA
Why would anyone pay 1000+ to see them is beyond me. Most of them are so trashy looking that I won't even want to be seen in public with them.
Dud thats why God invented beer goggles for both sexes. I am sure the ladies you see and date need several shots of grain straight up no chaser before they meet up with you.  Hell I once found a rotting arm
underneath my bed. I guess she chewed it off to get the f out of there

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SinCitySinner343 reads

To brag to their pals over beer that they banged some porn star..

Sex with them is no better than sex with regular provider @ 300/400 hr rate in DC market...Sex doesn't incrementally get any better..

If I am paying 4 figures, I would add another 500-1000 to it and have the whole night of fun.. That's just me..

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earthshined238 reads

plain or average, yes.

Posted By: TheDollarMenu
Click on the Youtube clip below. Thoughts? Not only does it apply in this hobby and the porn industry, but makeup should also be considered a factor in determining beauty in the "regular" world. I have a few coworkers (girls) that are hot. Now however, I am starting to have my doubts because some of my coworkers do put on a lot of makeup to look attractive.  
   
 Some of us have been victims of misrepresentation, LMAO, when we bring a girl home from the bar. After you have sex with them, she then washes up and join you in the bed. By that time, you have fallen asleep. The next morning, you wake up and find yourself snuggling with Micheal Jackson instead of Pamela Anderson. Makeup.  
   
 As for the hobby. I do not mind makeup on girls. Makeup "enhances" their beauty and the encounter. If they look hot at the moment, then that is all I am concerned about because I will not see them the next day. That's why we pay them, right? As it relates to the "regular" world. Now, I am starting to look at girls makeup differently, that is, how much makeup she has on. If she looks hot and puts too much on, then she has to be hiding something, LMAO, no offense.  
   
 BTW, some of those girls in the second link, wow, from $50 an hour (no makeup) to $600 an hour (with makeup) is how much I will pay for them in general if they were escorts. No offense to those pornstars but some of them look like they got smacked with an ugly stick over the head about 60 or 70 times, then got ran over by a semi truck. In other words, they look butt ugly without their makeup.  
   
   
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gEdUepSglo  
   
 (Direct Source)  
 http://instagram.com/xmelissamakeupx#

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