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Yes, Melissa, please answer! Expiring minds want to know! (EOM)
boinger2006 22 Reviews 1018 reads
posted
1 / 21
Well, we've never met but...

I do like to know if at provider can in fact cum.

For some of us, seeing at lovely T-girl cum is extremely HOT! It gives the impression that you are into  the session (even if it very well may be just an illusion) and...well, like I said, it's a turn on!

Now, as realistic customer, I don't know if I've ever asked any of those questions on the phone because just like the OP, I'm sure I'd get one of the ambiguous answers he listed.  I just pick providers that I know can cum based on reviews and go in hoping that if I do my job, and the provider didn't just blow her load 30 minutes earlier, that I might get lucky. I always know it's YMMV too.

I do find it interesting that your batting percentage (so to speak) is 1000%. If someone is interested in you, is hoping you can spin a plate on your stick, and you can, why wouldn't they see you? :)

Floridapanther 1730 reads
posted
2 / 21
How often will a tgirl be willing to cum in your mouth?

When I ask on the phone, I get one of three replies:

1. Hesitate and then agree
2. I cant talk about it over the phone
3. Sure anything you want baby

I only go to the #1's. #2 seem like a no and #3 seems like they would say yes to anything just to get you there.

I'm wondering how successful others have been at having a good cum in mouth experience? I've only found 1 provider that is attractive, cums a lot, and is honest about her functionality on a give night. Can anyone recommend someone from the Miami area?

justmytwocents07 29 Reviews 1242 reads
posted
3 / 21
Re: Oh please, the "cum questions"

Good point Ms. Carter. I will only add and while not to nit pick, I think that the guys who are are asking are basically just not experienced with seeing TS providers, for the most part. While of course I am not a provider but based on my extensive experience on the other side of the realm, I just don't think that all of these guys are not serious, some yes of course but not all.

Hey, a long time ago I asked some of the same questions and I was totally serious.  At the time, I was just a little naive, that's all.
For many years, I never saw a TS cum. Then after some time on TER, I became much more selective in whom I saw and then, lo and behold I started seeing on occasion some TS cum and it was a fun experience.

On that note, Happy New Year Melissa along with everyone else out there who is taking the time to red this.

Floridapanther 1063 reads
posted
4 / 21
Re: Oh please, the "cum questions"

Its nice to hear the provider perspective on this. I still feel if a provider truly can not or does not provide that service, it would save time and effort on both ends if that could be communicated over the phone. If the tgirl gets ready and I drive 1 hour only to find out the answer is no, it creates an awkward situation.

Posted By: melissacarter
I find callers with the "cum questions" to be, how you say,... full of shit. All you guys with yr cum fetish questions, I have yet to meet one, yet you call for the raunchies details:

how big are you
can you cum
how much can you cum
does it shoot far
can you shoot more than once
can you spin a plate on a stick and cum
when did you cum last
have you ever cum while a member of the Communist Party

All you "20-questioners", I've met you a total of zero times. Hence, my conclusion.

Conversely, I find the serious, most sincere gentlemen almost never hassle me with a million questions. And those serious gentlemen, who are looking for that specific experience, they often get it, but of course nothing is guaranteed. Any provider who guarantees it is also full of shit.

Hey, don't get me wrong, I got no problem talking details on the phone, but red flags are red flags and the cum questions always, I'm talking 1.000 batting average, amount to nothing. Let me reverse the scenario, what if someone asked you to guarantee you cum? Could you? Do you see what a ridiculous question that is?
Posted By: Floridapanther
When I ask on the phone, I get one of three replies:

1. Hesitate and then agree
2. I cant talk about it over the phone
3. Sure anything you want baby

I only go to the #1's. #2 seem like a no and #3 seems like they would say yes to anything just to get you there.

I'm wondering how successful others have been at having a good cum in mouth experience? I've only found 1 provider that is attractive, cums a lot, and is honest about her functionality on a give night. Can anyone recommend someone from the Miami area?

hotsamantha4fun See my TER Reviews 1210 reads
posted
5 / 21
Re: Well, we've never met but...

Posted By: boinger2006
I do like to know if at provider can in fact cum.
Sure, but I don't think that's what Melissa is talking about. She's talking about guys who want to know -EXACTLY- how much a girl can cum (which is impossible to know of course), but moreover, those who get so worked up over it on the phone (asking 20 questions) that they're not really asking questions about service, but having phone sex with themselves and passive-aggressively forcing us to join them, without compensation. I'm with Melissa. I have a phone sex line and offer webcam service, so by all means please call me and we can role play whatever you like, given enough time.

And as has been said, we can't guarantee our bodily functions so specifically anyway. It's OK if a guy asks 'how big are you,' and '-CAN- you cum?' Maybe even 'when was the last time you came?' However, if you want to know anything more specific than that, you're giving most girls (99.5%) only two options: they can try to answer your question at the risk of disappointing you or they can outright lie to you. The former is not false advertising, but the latter is. There is probably nothing in this industry that is more YMMV than the amount of fluids a person can produce.

This one's right up there with 'I want you to have a 10 inch cock, cum buckets, and have natural 36DD's and natural curvy hips (i.e. hormones).' Sure, it's possible, but it's not likely, and as much as we cater to fantasies, your requests need to be reasonably within the realm of reality. Do any of you think you could be on estrogen for over 5 years and still function completely as a man? Of course not! LOL

In my case, I don't cum as much as I used to and of course it's clear and sweet, not thick and salty, but the general rule of thumb is that the more I'm teased as well as mentally stimulated (I'm more submissive), the more I'll cum, even if I just have. A lot of GG's I know are the same way. That said, if you really want more cum, it might take a little more effort. It's not like it's something we can just adjust with a dial and say, 'this person's gonna get this much, and that person's gonna get that much.'
Posted By: boinger2006
For some of us, seeing at lovely T-girl cum is extremely HOT! It gives the impression that you are into the session (even if it very well may be just an illusion) and...well, like I said, it's a turn on!
What I'm reading here is that you're using the more obvious arousal level of a TS versus a GG as a way to determine which girls are really turned on by you, which is fine as long as you make sure that you don't hold it personally against a girl who's just not that into you. You don't have to hire her again, but if she tried her best, you really can't get upset about it.

It's like that scene in Pulp Fiction in which Mia tells Vincent that she can't promise to not be offended by a yet-to-be-asked question. I love all of you guys, but if you don't just think but EXPECT every TS to be some kind of miracle worker who can defy the laws of biology or physics, I have to question your judgement! LOL
Posted By: boinger2006
Now, as realistic customer, I don't know if I've ever asked any of those questions on the phone because just like the OP, I'm sure I'd get one of the ambiguous answers he listed.  I just pick providers that I know can cum based on reviews and go in hoping that if I do my job, and the provider didn't just blow her load 30 minutes earlier, that I might get lucky. I always know it's YMMV too.
I do find it interesting that your batting percentage (so to speak) is 1000%. If someone is interested in you, is hoping you can spin a plate on your stick, and you can, why wouldn't they see you? :)
See my answer to your first statement, that's why! The number of guys who call us up while jerking off, just to hear us talk to them, would surprise you. I mean, I know it's a tough economy, but most girls' rates are completely bottomed out right now (hell, I'm even offering a 100/hhr special right now which I -RARELY- do) and phone sex is even cheaper! But remember, you get what you pay for!

~BB~
Related Link: http://bellabellucci.com

Tranedrvr 6 Reviews 795 reads
posted
6 / 21
Re: One must be realistic

Exactly Ms. Carter, you hit the nail on the head, (no pun intended) and if a hobbiest seeks the fantasy, stay with the ones like yourself who is open to discussion, and I might add, becoming a regular client, helps with the communication during repeat attempts. Now I have to go clean up!
Happy New Year to you Melissa!

Floridapanther 1763 reads
posted
7 / 21
Re: One must be realistic

Well said Melissa ... Everything you said is so true!

Posted By: melissacarter
If we are to go by TS provider claims, then every single TS has a fully functional 10-inch cock and cums the proverbial bucketload. That is to say, no TS, even if she hasn't caught wood since 1996 is going to admit they can't get hard or cum. ESPECIALLY if the guy's asking.

I want to soften my tone, because it may have come off that I'm pissy, but in fact, I think it's a reasonable desire (if one is attracted to trannies), and it's actually a fair question to ask. My point is, don't expect the truth. It's like asking a drug dealer if his stuff is good.

You also touch upon the topic of phone etiquette. Personally, I like to hear a guy talk; I listen intently, I actually WANT him to say a word or two about his desires. It helps me understand the kind of session he's looking for. And even if he's not talking sex, still, I want to hear how he approaches me, if he's respectful, or if he's referencing my website...I'm actually suspicious/apprehensive if he can't say anything specific, or if he's vague. I never understood all that language on ads saying "do not discuss anything regarding sex on the phone, bla bla bla" Yes, I get the LE concern, but believe me if LE wants to bust a provider, discussion of sex, or the lack thereof, will have no bearing on the case. It's almost comical to me, that a provider would advertise on backpage, a virtual treasure map used by Vice routinely, and then not be willing to discuss intimacies over the phone.  
Posted By: Floridapanther
Its nice to hear the provider perspective on this. I still feel if a provider truly can not or does not provide that service, it would save time and effort on both ends if that could be communicated over the phone. If the tgirl gets ready and I drive 1 hour only to find out the answer is no, it creates an awkward situation.
Posted By: melissacarter
I find callers with the "cum questions" to be, how you say,... full of shit. All you guys with yr cum fetish questions, I have yet to meet one, yet you call for the raunchies details:

how big are you
can you cum
how much can you cum
does it shoot far
can you shoot more than once
can you spin a plate on a stick and cum
when did you cum last
have you ever cum while a member of the Communist Party

All you "20-questioners", I've met you a total of zero times. Hence, my conclusion.

Conversely, I find the serious, most sincere gentlemen almost never hassle me with a million questions. And those serious gentlemen, who are looking for that specific experience, they often get it, but of course nothing is guaranteed. Any provider who guarantees it is also full of shit.

Hey, don't get me wrong, I got no problem talking details on the phone, but red flags are red flags and the cum questions always, I'm talking 1.000 batting average, amount to nothing. Let me reverse the scenario, what if someone asked you to guarantee you cum? Could you? Do you see what a ridiculous question that is?
Posted By: Floridapanther
When I ask on the phone, I get one of three replies:

1. Hesitate and then agree
2. I cant talk about it over the phone
3. Sure anything you want baby

I only go to the #1's. #2 seem like a no and #3 seems like they would say yes to anything just to get you there.

I'm wondering how successful others have been at having a good cum in mouth experience? I've only found 1 provider that is attractive, cums a lot, and is honest about her functionality on a give night. Can anyone recommend someone from the Miami area?

EricWa 9 Reviews 1044 reads
posted
8 / 21
Miami Area

Foxxy Angel for sure.  Just let her know your interested in CIM and she will arrange at a time when she can acommodate you.

redsox1207 11 Reviews 680 reads
posted
9 / 21
Re: One must be realistic

I'm always reticent to talk specifics on the phone because of the disclaimer you mention. But I always check for reviews and do's/don'ts on a website. My experience, I've found a handful of girls who do it for me. I'll try out some well reviewed traveling girls and make my own determination on a return visit. I do find traveling girls are less inclined to cum because of the overhead of being on the road and wanting to be functional.

I do often hear complaints about "VIP" service which for many girls is cumming. My view - don't visit those girls if you don't want to meet their price. But also don't complain that you aren't getting what you want if you do visit and don't want to pony up the extra.  

My advice:
(1) Read reviews - getting VIP service is pretty short money in order to save a hobbyist of bad experiences
(2) Really read the reviews - there is an awful lot of exaggerations contained within the reviews (An awful lot of reviews have very large cocks and they are surprised the girl can handle them).
(3) Experiment with "new" girls without reviews at your own peril.
(4) Find some local girls who can be a go to for what you want. Maybe they aren't a 9/10 on the looks scale but if they provide a good service, I think that outweighs a super hot girl who only goal is to get you out the door.

LATSDog 1079 reads
posted
10 / 21
LATSDog is here to save the day.....I have the answer....click here!!!!!!

Ok Melissa,

This is what I think you should do......

I'm sure those questions get annoying.  Its kinda like telemarketers for me.  I can take all of their calls, and answer a few questions to try and be nice, then ask to kindly be taken off of their list.  For some reason it never works and I keep getting the same calls.

That was the old LATSDog.  Now when they call and I have identified its a telemarketing call......I

Quickly lower my voice to a more perverted tone
Ask them to speak dirty to me
Let them know that I'm about to cum
Ask that they keep talking to me in a nasty way...

Click, Dial Tone....

AND THEY HANG UP AND NEVER CALL BACK.

So, the next time some dude askes if you can cum, tell him:

Fuck No, not with your ugly ass present!  But for the hourly rate and a six pack of beer, I'll piss on you as much as you would like!

LATSDog - Problem Solver/Over and Out!

hotsamantha4fun See my TER Reviews 796 reads
posted
11 / 21
Re: LATSDog is here to save the day.....I have the answer....click here!!!!!!

Loves it!!! Lulz!

LATSDog 821 reads
posted
12 / 21
Isn't that special :) eom.


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mjp1966 15 Reviews 813 reads
posted
13 / 21
That's a very good Church Lady impression, Dog. (EOM)


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LATSDog 592 reads
posted
14 / 21
:) EOM.


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sserviceman 2 Reviews 796 reads
posted
15 / 21
Actually, Church Lady, it is !

... if it's true.
(Please don't hit me over the head with your bible.)

tgirlsrgreat 12 Reviews 838 reads
posted
16 / 21
Re: Miami Area

the only problem with foxxy is that if you are not under 35 and buff, she does not have the time of day for you.  or at least that's how she used to be.

wynn-dumpster 890 reads
posted
17 / 21
Foxxy

i am not under 35 or buff and she couldn't have been any cooler to me.  

Dr. joe 32 Reviews 575 reads
posted
18 / 21
Well Have You?

Ever cum while a member of The Communist Party?

We all want to know.

mjp1966 15 Reviews 600 reads
posted
19 / 21
Yes, Melissa, please answer! Expiring minds want to know! (EOM)


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Blackwulf 759 reads
posted
20 / 21
Re: Miami Area

Leaves me out then...LOL...

Posted By: tgirlsrgreat
the only problem with foxxy is that if you are not under 35 and buff, she does not have the time of day for you.  or at least that's how she used to be.

EricWa 9 Reviews 727 reads
posted
21 / 21
Re: Miami Area

I am older too and she could not have been better.

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