U forgot a few

Q:  How old are you?
A:  I just turned 24

Q:  How long have you been here?
A:  I'm new in town.

Q: Do all TS Escorts call their customers "Papi?"
A:  No, only latinas.

Q:  What happens if I blow in the first five min?
A:  You can take a 55 min shower

I'd be interested in a "very regular thing".
Seriously, Melissa, very hot website...love the blue toenails. I only wish I was closer to Jersey.

Unfortunately for me, Jersey is a few weeks away from Arkansas by horse-and-wagon.....

We've heard of the steam engine, but we don't trust it.  They say it can go 15 mph!

But think of all the buffalo you can shoot on the way out there.

Q. Do you do 30 minute sessions?

A1. 'click'
A2. Sure, I'll give you a handjob and keep my dress on.
A3. Purchase a blow up doll.

Not to derail this funny thread but, Melissa, your homepage is a little "buggy" when I click on the link.

The "Enter Site" tab does not work.It's kinda smoshed over the other text around it. The "Exit" tab works fine though! I'm no computer geek...just thought you'd like to know.

OK...back to funny code words.

What a great post Melissa. Hilarious!  Can you add this one to the list?  It's only appropriate when meeting a girl in a club.

Q. What's your name and number?

A. That depends, Papi. Which website did you see me on?

Q. Do you do 30 minute sessions?

A. Absolutely! But the price is still $300.

Re: Instant classic! Love the Code Words postings!!! ...... eom

Way to go.  Will you be returning to D.C. any time soon?