Good evening folks, thanks for tuning in.  Since tonight is a school night, work tomorrow, I'll need to keep the commentary brief.  I always start out by saying "with all due respect to those who tried and really mean well" its just sometimes fun to pick it apart, analyze the situation, and either feel sorry for that clueless person or even laugh at the overall situation that occurred.

Lets start out with a funny one.....I was scanning all of the fake BackPage ads in LA tonight and I came across TS Naomi.  She was from N. Cal if I recall and relocated to this area maybe six months ago.  A lightbulb came on and I thought...."I think there is a review on her and the overall situation is kinda funny"

Here is her most recent ad:

http://sanfernandovalley.backpage.com/TranssexualEscorts/100-roses-special-all-night-leaving-town-at-3am-24/16253621

Look at those boobies...Yummy.  Look closer, some of her pics around the bustline are blurry......but one could very easily be tempted, I was until I remember reading this review....

http://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/showReview.asp?Review=1062883

Ok, the funny part. The guy goes over to see her, he takes a shower, comes out probably naked with his Johnson swinging in the wind, grabs her tits to find out she has a set of plastic boobs strapped in her bra with a rope around her neck.  Boobs on a rope.....Whats the rope for?  Where do you find boobs on a rope?  End of story, the guy stayed......

Second Topic...new review just posted........

TS Mayte....

http://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/show.asp?id=178952

The guy said he lined up a two pop session, realized it was not the girl in the pics, got one pop and left feeling pissed off and rushed.  He said he gave her $60 roses.  For sixty roses, I'd think you might find some weekend transvestite with a 5'Oclock shadow and hairy legs with boobs on a rope who might let you have two or three shots but please apply some common sense realizing that this is not 1969 and that sure "ain't" da market price for Tgirl fun.

Good night.

"the guy stayed"  ... I am speechless, beyond trying to explain the inexplicable.  Wait ... did he have a handicapped decal on his car?  Maybe he was deaf, dumb and blind.

Anyway for those who like "Naomi", you may like this gorgeous angel-face beauty in the link.

are really funny. I was rolling on the floor.

The guy was a dope
to stay on seeing a rope
May be little head made him cope
when fucking the bloke

The legs and chest were hairy
but she looked like a fairy
things can really get scary
if big head you bury

Roses are red, violets are blue
Papi only has 60 roses for you.
So whats up tonight my tranny esposa?
I'm Horny and poor but ready for accion.
My lunch money is available for our session tonight.
I donate it with all my love and horniness tonight.
Sixty pesos is all I have, I better cum for what I have.....

Little did papi know
his location was a no.
Sunset and Labrea es no bueno.

Big head little head, who needs to know
the only person I don't tell is mi esposa.

Missionary sex at mi case es no bueno, mi esposa es muy aburiddo.  

Transex is my favorito, please do not tell mi esposa.

Sincerely,
Edgar Alen Poe TS Lover