So, you set up a session with a provider, head out, the door opens, the provider is very friendly and nice, no rush, and aims to please......pics are accurate.....Tabling the session price, maybe you paid 400 roses, maybe 200, what are the top things that ruin the session for you and/or are not anything that is a turn on? This causes you to cut your losses, make some stiupid excuse to head out and/or you decide not to return....  

****  Disclaimer/Fine Print:  (this is a topic regarding providers but it actually goes both ways, disclaimer, this is not a one sided conversation and is also relevant to what clients do during a session)

What are they and why?

My top 5 in no particular order:

1.  Fake Moans......you have just gotten started and the provider is screaming, "Oh Baby, oh yea, Oh Baby".  Kills it for me but that must get some dudes going because its a common occurance.

2.  Hair:  Some girls like the natural look, I myself consider not cleaning up below the belt, shaving, etc is a sign of bad hygiene.

3. Where is the bottle of Febreze?    To piggy back on number 2, any whiff of body odor totally kills it for me.....  I myself have even experienced girls who had toilet paper stuck to their member from a previous encounter, maybe cleaning up after?  Sick!!!!!!!!

4.  First Impressions:  Answering the door in sweats and house slippers and/or even naked kills it for me.  I am a visual cat and love to see the provider dressed up, looking hot and sexy.

5.  Security/Safety:  I myself have entered into a providers incall location to see 10 roomates scatter, hide in the kitchen, duck for cover until you get into the providers bedroom.  That alone makes me feel uncomfortable and totally kills any erotic urge I might have had prior to the session.

Again, this goes both ways....... and really is not pointed directly at providers, as this can also kill it for the provider trying to ensure her sessions are top notch.

STUbble on her legs (or face, ugggh...), bad breath (coffee plus cigarettes plus the last guy's dick...), needle marks (yikes!), yeah those fake moans kill it for me too (reminds me she's a ho and im a john...), watching tv while we're "doing it", answering the phone while doing it (i swear the next time it happens im going to pull my phone out and call another provider right in front of her, maybe have her blow me while i talk about her and set up an appointment), dog shit on the floor, and she doesnt notice the smell...ah, what a magical trip its been...

I think the funniest one I experienced was when the girl answered the phone on her earpiece blue tooth device and I thought she was talking to me.  Why?  She kept saying "Papi"  

off the topic i have a question dog how do you pose a picture on here?

Posted By: LATSDog

I think the funniest one I experienced was when the girl answered the phone on her earpiece blue tooth device and I thought she was talking to me.  Why?  She kept saying "Papi"  

1. A hobbyist who leaves  a "chilli dog" on my cock. I usually give my guest a disclaimer that I'm well-endowed & I tend to go deep when I'm fucking. If he isn't clean down there than that is unacceptable.
2. Hygiene problems. PERIOD. Hence, what I mentioned above.
3. A rude & demanding guest who complains about every little thing & is never satisfied no matter how many hoops you jump thru to please him. I understand that as a consumer you can dictate how you want the session to go but if you're too uptight to have fun & complaining about every little irrelevant thing. Usually, I'm very likely to give your donation back & send you on your way. No money is worth that stress.
4. A hobbyist who is "partying" so much that he isn't able to cum or fully enjoy me in the session.
5. A hobbyist that constantly talks about or belittles other providers he's seen or compares you to the other providers.(for better or worst.) A man who gossips like a female is a huge turnoff & it will make me think you are going to go & belittle me to the next provider you see.(Who btw may be a close acquaintance or girlfriend of mine.)

Rutt Rowww.....I can help if you give me a scooby snack

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Amen!!! well said brooke i have to second this motion!!!!

Brooke,
LOL and gee at the "chilly dog " ok here I go.

1 : But is true, sometimes is hard to get the condom out of my dick because I feel like pucking.

2 : Hygiene problems are a mayor turn off.

3 :Pushy guys, spoiled lil rich guys and demanding guys... I can't deal with them.
I give them the hour but I have to warn them if they keep on the session will end up and no money return. but the hour feels like a week.

4 :a guy that talks a lil to much during the sessions making questions over and over. many times I have to stop and tell the guy, ok lets chat first and then we'll have sex.

5 : a guy that try to cheap me down even tho I have a fair donation rate.

Can I ad more ? Hehehe.
India Fox.