I was in SF for work, up late, had been out at a few bars.  This chick is walking down the sidewalk with her dog and asks if I want company.  I figure what the heck.  I go back to her extremely grungy hotel room/apartment. The hotels where no one is there on vacation and everyone lives there.....

She gets my money and makes a quick call.  Some dude comes by in about one min.  She loads up her glass pipe and starts blowing clouds, crams a piece of day old pizza in her mouth and passes out.  

What a great time.  Ha, NOT.  I'm surprised she is still alive to be honest.

I guess you topped her then...huh?

Nope, didn't want to associate myself with white clouds so bailed.

END OF MESSAGE

Oh it sure did.  That's how she was able to buy her stuff.  Live and learn.

Look on the bright side...one of you had a good night.