I was in SF for work, up late, had been out at a few bars.  This chick is walking down the sidewalk with her dog and asks if I want company.  I figure what the heck.  I go back to her extremely grungy hotel room/apartment. The hotels where no one is there on vacation and everyone lives there.....

She gets my money and makes a quick call.  Some dude comes by in about one min.  She loads up her glass pipe and starts blowing clouds, crams a piece of day old pizza in her mouth and passes out.  

What a great time.  Ha, NOT.  I'm surprised she is still alive to be honest.