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I think we went to school together.

Cheers,

Miss Marple

Clock struck 12 and the stagecoach turned into a pumpkin...I mean, the pics of Asian Gee Babs was using evaporato

She may not be around long.

Unless you're into necr.....ah...nevermind

Read the review, its pretty funny.  The guy was thinking with his little head and was horny so stayed, even though he said her place was a dump and she was not passable or even attractive.  The climax of the review is when she took her teeth out to give him a bj.  Ha.

Barbera is a WYSIWYG. She is not young, attractive or even passable. Her place is a mess, smells of smoke, and it otherwise undesirable. But, to her credit, there was no bait-and switch. Pictures are accurate, for what that is worth. VIPs read on, but non-VIPS, this is not a repeater!

 
And it sounded so good until the last sentence..

The air is on and I'm in my panties and bra. For nice, clean, bi-curious straight older guys from 40 to 60+,Pantyhose Specials&Garterbelt and stockings $60 for up to an hour+ of fun and adventure! Massage/gummybear special and Fetishes and fantacies! X dresser specials too! 1st timers always welcome. Many sexy costumes and outfits Im NOT a top. Wonderful full body massage and more. Colorful dresses. (See Pics) It will be our lil secret. Please call me, no texting or blocked calls

 

I'm interested in the "gummybear special"..

I love the "it will be our lil secret" line.

huh?...I was gonna brag about our session to all my friends & family.

In one ad she's 52...in another she's 61. after 49 does it really matter?

She's amazing.

Mostly for straight bi-curious men from 40 to 60+ Hot sexy dress special from $60 up. Massage and more. You will enjoy being satisfied. Now in Riverside. Many sexy outfits... your choice! Panties and a bra, Garterbelt and stockings in high heels! Fantacies and fetishes! 1st timers a must! 420 friendly! No hard drugs. Dominatrix or submissive Call please

"1st timers a must"?....I would imagine that to be true.

And "No hard drugs"? ...How about an alchoholic blackout

I am so worked up now  The review said it was $50 but I have a 10 spot on me and will go get another 20 spot from the ATM and see if she takes it.  I'm really wanting one  of those gummy bear specials.

No bait and switch?  Hell I hope not.  If it was, that person needs to raise his standards. Hey, I wonder if maybe this is Arabic Mariam's grandmother tranny/cd (really grandpa...he he)?  Ya think? That smell in her place could have been Mariam?

I think I'd rather fuck her dentures...

 
after she takes them out!

You know...I'm pretty perverted, and I've done some fucked up shit...but I can't imagine myself ever indulging with that "flavor'. Hell...the older I get, the younger they get. Still keepin' it legal mind you.
 

If she's not then it's everyman for himself.  Run, don't walk to your nearest house of worship to pray for forgiveness for just looking at those pictures.

Social Security, retirement, Obama Care + a little part time job giving gummy jobs for some extra spending money at the local XXX video arcade down the street really defines the golden years for sure.  With Obama Care, I wonder if she can get permanent dental implants?