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Here is the original.

Find out for youself asshole, by checking reviews and making some calls and asking.  My god, what is wrong with you wimps who want to try for first time, or first city.  I find this so hard to believe.

Here is a polite version.

Greetings, my friend. Welcome to our board.  I sympathize with the indecision that can accompany your first time in this hobby.  

While I have several good ideas for a response, it might be helpful if you could perhaps share some of your preferences or specific questions.  These might be formed by checking reviews in the DC areas and asking the board for some clarifications or, if you have the time, sharing the providers you are considering.  If you need help in navigating reviews, we're here to help.  By helping you as a newbie we get to benefit from your reviews later on.

Here is the more realistic response.

Dude, check reviews before you post general ISO 411's.  Then we can help.  Then post a review.  We all win.

-- Modified on 7/9/2004 7:58:36 AM