I'm betting not!

I've been wanting to see a top-rated TS provider in my town for a while now, but we haven't been able to connect. I called several times and got no answer, and actually reached her a couple of times but she was otherwise engaged. Meanwhile her ratings on this board continued to improve, to where she was regularly getting 10's for service from apparently reputable reviewers.

So I was delighted one morning this week when she answered my call. I introduced myself, and she asked what I wanted to do, and I told her, so she seemed to warm up and asked me to call her in 15 minutes. Which was perfect, since the intersection in her ad is about 15 minutes from my house. I grabbed a nice bottle of wine, jumped in the car and drove to her part of town.

After fifteen minutes had passed, I called her again; no answer. So I waited another fifteen minutes, and called again. This time she answered the phone. I gave her my name again, and reminded her that she had asked me to call in fifteen minutes. Her response: "I'm taking a shit!" I was caught a little off-guard, sort of expecting her to say "shower", but I mumbled, "OK, I'll call you back in a bit", but she wouldn't drop it, and this time, raised her voice and said, "CAN'T I TAKE A SHIT IN PEACE?"

Yes you can. And don't expect to hear from me again.

but i think everyone has the right to have a bad, if you will, shitty day.

if you really want to see her and she has good reviews, why not start over and let her know that things started wrong and you would like to make them right.  that is, if you have any interest at all.  some of these gals have whackos calling at all hours and really hounding them.

That certainly is his right !!! Are u kidding me ? Talk about someone ruining the moment - dude picked up a btl of wine & made several calls & u want him 2 maybe forget what happ on that phone call ? Really ? How can u possibly get a hardon w "that" image in ur minds eye ? Who cares about her reviews or her socalled " shitty day "

Are you sure it was the same girl? Maybe she has a roommate or friend that was trying to sabotage her? Girls can be catty... That would spoil the mood for me too. And she would go right to my "no call" list... If she really wanted to take a shit in peace, she should have left the phone in the other room. Weird.

I agree that she could have been having a bad day, but I don't think it was a jealous roommate. I don't want to mention her name, because others have obviously enjoyed her in person, and if she pulls that on the phone for someone else, I'm sure she'll get a similar reaction to mine. Meanwhile, there are plenty of other girls..

You should called her back two minutes later and if she said, "I'm ready now," then I would have forgotten about her.

A few minutes later obviously she would be ready now - she was done takin a dump & with that those erotic thoughts were already " flushed down the toilet " & now we have to stop talkin about this sh excuse me I mean stuff  

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Lol. The issue for me would not be that she takes a shit, as we all do, but that she was so rude about it. Have some ladylike discretion about the 'ole BM. We've all pulled out a "chili dog" one or three times but to announce it in advance is just bad form.

Okay, I can't excuse her behavior. I would never treat a prospective (or current) client that way. But I can offer a little perspective on why she might...

I have to confess I do get a sick satisfaction of being rude to the jerks that get out of the clubs at 3am, high and drunk and call me, looking to "meet up". Not only don't I think they're "serious" clients in any way - it's way outside my regular hours - they're potentially dangerous. I can't have a cokehead raging at my incall at 3am - that's how people like me end up in dumpsters. So, maybe she got a desperate/crazy vibe from you. But you seem fairly rational.

And I have hung up on people who continually discuss sexual acts on the phone. (Which is what you said - that you told her what you "wanted to do"). The reason is, this puts us both in legal jeopardy. In fact, it's the first thing law enforcement needs to build a case. I was tutored well in this business, and the first thing I learned is you never, ever, discuss sexual acts on the phone. Even with regular clients. You simply don't know who's listening. (And nowadays, its the NSA, apparently.) My favorite calls are from people that simply ask when I'm available, arrange a time, I refer them to a secret directions page on my website, and they hang up. Discretion.

So the upshot of it is... she must've been trying to get rid of you for some reason. Unless she's crazy. Or both.

But hey, that's my 2 cents

U need 2 re-read his post Jess ur comp apples 2 oranges & why would u or any prov answer the phone at 3 am ???

Hey, i didn't say i was excusing it. I'm just trying my best to give every benefit of the doubt - I'm an optimist at heart

Like I said, I get a perverse thrill out of abusing these idiots that call me at 3am. I think they deserve it... and a girl's gotta get her entertainment where she can find it!

He didn't call at 3AM, he said he called in the morning? He didn't mention anything about a sexual act until she asked what do you want to do? She seems to be a first class flake, with mental issues!