Transsexual
You can only look for the current donation, how many more roses do you have for me? No papi, I need more........open your wallet....
Get it? Thats the last coaching session 
Thanks again
One last question (for now heh). What about the top/bottom stuff? Do I discuss that over the phone?
First Timers
* Helpful Links
PRIMER FOR EROS LINKS
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=63870&boardID=19&page=1
PRIMER FOR SEARCHING REVIEWS
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=57989&boardID=19&page=3
PRIMER FOR SEARCHING THE BOARD
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=57990&boardID=19&page=3
PRIMER FOR TER PLUG-IN
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=58979&boardID=19&page=1
EROS (popular mall for providers)
http://www.eros.com/eros_guide_cities.htm
* Vocabulary
Top: the penetrater
Bottom: receives the penetration
Versatile: both ways
GFE: Girlfriend Experience without the headaches
TER: The Erotic Review
EROS: popular online mall for providers
CL: Craigslist (only for the very experienced and savy)
BP: Backpage (a step-up from CL)
TGTBT: Too Good to be True (usually a reference to possible fake pics)
TOFTT: Take One for the Team (a bad experience)
Upsell Queen: A girl who charges you more after you arrive (just leave if they do this)
* Before Even Thinking of Making the Call
1. Reasearch ads through EROS.
2. Research the girls by phone number or name through The Erotic Review (TER).
3. Post further questions here on the TS board.
* When Posting Questions on the TS Board
1. Always include a link to the girl's ad.
2. Be specific about your preferences (top, bottom, cock, breasts, body type, etc.)
3. Don't take anything too seriously; lighten up!
* Before Making the Call
1. Pay cash for a prepaid cell phone.
2. Pay cash for the minutes card.
3. Do NOT give up your real name or landline. Don't be stupid.
4. This is a throw-away phone in case you visit a criminal threatening you: just walk out, and toss the phone in the trash.
* If you are making a call to a top-quality, world-class provider, then there are no worries about what cell phone to use. Your information will be private and safe.
* Making Calls
1. No discussion of sexual content.
2. Do NOT ask about the size of her yankee-doodle-dandy.
3. Be courteous.
4. Let her know it's your first time.
* What to Say in a Call (from LATSDog)
Hi, My name is "X". I saw your ad in "X"....eros/craigslist...
Wanted to call to see when you are available? Can I see you in the next few hours? If you don't mind me asking, how many roses for your company?
* Two-Call System
1. You call to make the appointment, they tell you the general area/hotel/home to drive to.
2. Once you in that area, you call again to find out room info and if it's o.k. to come up.
3. The two-call system helps to ensure that no two guests will run into each other on their way in/out.
* Suggestions
1. Listen to your instincts. Never listen to the little head.
2. Don't settle for less. There are top-quality girls well worth the wait.
3. If she's not the girl in the pics, WALK OUT. If you stay and pay, you're stealing money from an honest provider. Be a man.
* Getting Ready
For Versatiles and Bottoms:
(1) Namely, your ass! As a bottom, you definitely need to do an enema to be clean. You won't get everything, but it'll be clean, AND have a clean scent. You might even use a dildo after an enema to get rid of anything remaining.
(2) Shave. I don't know if other girls like this, mind this, or find it repulsive (I would). Shave your ass down there for a few days before--use baby powder to reduce inflammation. However, it may not be any big deal to most girls. But, shaving is way cleaner.
For Versatiles, Tops, and Bottoms:
(3) If you don't already, start flossing your teeth on a daily basis. On the day of your visit, don't floss unless your gums are healthy (i.e., no bleeding).
(4) Of course, bathe! Wear comfortable clothes that make you feel sexy.
(5) Go very light on any cologne you might wear. If it's a scent she doesn't like, it'll be too light to be a turn-off. If it's a scent she likes, well, she'll have to get closer to enjoy it! Some girls might prefer no cologne at all. Why not ask her when you call?
(6) A white, unmarked envelope for tribute/donation.
(7) Be ON TIME. If you're seeing a top-quality girl, then BE ON TIME. It's o.k. to arrive early, but wait until 3-5 minutes before to make the 2nd phone call. She is probably still getting ready. If traffic is unexpectedly bad and will make you late, give her a call and tell her what is happening.
(8) Remember: you're on a date! Treat her with respect, honesty, and lots and lots of passion!
(9) *** If she's not the girl in the pictures, run like hell! Just turn around and get out the door before she can throw anything at you. Just ask Dog about the pan on the head. Seriously, fake providers are stealing from honest providers: please do you part to help keep the integrity of our hobby, and don't put up with fake pictures.
There ya go, boys--now go have a good time and report back!
-------------------------
* TinEye - http://www.tineye.com/
1. TinEye is a helpful tool for exposing fake picture providers; however, the girls are learning ways of getting around it.
2. When you see a professional photo on an ad, look at the edges: see how it's cropped? The fakers are trying to crop out the photo's watermark.
3. There are several fakers who post multiple ads of themselves from stolen pictures. Even though we've exposed them here, there are still too many lunkheads who pay up. So, they keep on going.
4. EROS gave up its picture authentication: that means it's now not much better than BP or CL. More than ever, we must beware.
The best advice for choosing a provider is: check the reviews here on TER. Don't get sucked into a pretty picture that's TGTBT. And, for Goddesses' sake, for your first time, stay away from CL.
-------------------------
New to TS
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=47579&boardID=19&page=
Taking the Big One
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=48417&boardID=19&page=1
-------------------------
Many guys visiting TS are into mutual oral activity. Some then top the girl. Others like to be "taken" by the girl. There's quite a bit of variety here; perhaps, more so than with genetic girls.
That all said, there is no script to follow for any session. With a top-shelf quality girl, you will have a great time. Be sure to smell good!
What Not to Do:
1. Don't be a jerk. Treat her like a queen.
2. Don't talk sexually over the phone.
3. Don't lie to her. You must be honest about yourself.
4. Don't expect your first time to be a romantic whirlwind.
5. Don't fall in love with the girl.
6. Don't be a jerk.
O.k., maybe I over-emphasized one of those items, but, seriously, the girls go through so much bad stuff. Believe it or not, some guys treat them as if they are Wal-Mart or McDonald's or something, which is terrible.
What to Do:
1. Be understanding. Be supportive. You'll receive more than you give.
2. Be yourself and be relaxed. Let her help you relax and go with the flow.
Because it's a top-quality girl:
1. Bring her some flowers if that's possible. What a nice treat from a first-timer!
2. Or, bring something like lingerie or perfume, if that's possible. It's a special treat for a special girl.
It's not always possible to spoil a top-quality gal. Some girls' tastes run way too expensive. However, if you're a wee bit romantic-minded, bringing something nice can add to the moment. You are, afterall, treating her like a lady.
