Okay, tonights sexual foray has added a couple new interview questions. 1) do you have a fucking beard and 2) will the phone ring nonstop the entire time I'm in your presence...I do mean non-fucking-stop.

I'm not sure but the phone ringing might have been a scam. It got me to leave without passing Go. Although, when I left the building there was a teary eyed drunk kid sitting on the stoop with a phone in his hand. I thought the better of putting the boots to the little fucker but the thought went through my head that kickin' some ass would make up for walking out with rocks in place.

Anyways, that's two new questions to go along with:
*does your crotch smell like you sat in goat shit
*do you have a filthy stinking kitty litter box
*when you say, i don't need batteries and shoot it a long distance, does that mean you can't get a hard on
*what happens if the owner of this apartment comes home and finds us fucking on the couch
*so uptown is now crack alley

Maybe I'll give it another go before sleeping. Stay tuned,