OK, so many others get to ask so I have to ask.
Who is the best for someone my age here in my lacality with the best price within my budget and that will do everything the way I want for as long as I want? Don't tell me Larry's T-Daughter because she is rude!

c'mon dude, what a ridiculous question.

what's you budget?
where are u??
ever done this before?
what do you want?
what is whatever i want?
yadda
yadda
yadda

pose a serious question and get a serious answer.

oh yeah

not that it matters, what's your age?

I am sorry to say this but...

LOL what a retard really LOL.

That guys is not even american, his way to write and express his self say a lot about him..
By the way it is not LACALITY is it LOCALITY..

LOL you really made laugh tonight LOL.

I think he might be joking around.  A little lampoon.  
    Angry sounding responses holy shit.

Is now in college, thats beauty college downtown.  They formed their own sorority called "I Sukalata".  One of her TS sorority sisters who has Turrets will let you stay all night for just twenty bucks.  Want her numba papi?

I got the joke ... it was a joke, wasn't it?

LOL Tranedrvr:
I think this young lady will fulfill all your needs:
1. Currently posting in many locations so must have fast car or multiple twin sisters;
2.Reasonable donation;
3. Seems open minded as she is "looking for fun, exciting and exotic adventures";
4. No mention of time limitation, but "available 24hrs a day,7 Days a week" which is a damn long session;
http://losangeles.backpage.com/TranssexualEscorts/the-best-pornstar-mariana-cordovawhen-i-open-my-dooryoull-see-im-defenetly-the-girlyou-see-25/8992519

Hope this is helpful. Best I could do given your guidlines.

Get back and let us know how things went.

lol

to quote roseanna danna

nevermind

Are me & x-rey the only two who got it?! The guy was obviously busting balls..lighten up people! Sheesh!

Thank you all, a few got my joke, it seems more people come here and seek information because they want the Dog and Cat to tell them  and not try and do the research here, or google the number, or ask the question with a link to someone, from somewhere for something. I see it all the time, the blank stare, the total disregard for self responsibility.
LATSDog and TSCat are two of the best moderators and I have the most respect for them and what they do, but you have to try and help yourself.

To those who read between the lines, thank you, to those who took offense, I apoligise. To the ladies I have reviewed and frequent, your the best.

Amen, brother Dog ant Cat are the best. I couldn't have said it better myself.

I knew it was a joke or figured it had to be..thats why I spent time thinking of a new Larry story...one ya had not heard before