I just called and she answered. I said "Is this Mona Lisa?" Yes it is, how can I help you in a sweet soft voice.
I then said, "Hey, can you pass the phone to Jennifer Paris, I need to give her a message".
What happened next? Silence Then....
Her voice got considerably deeper and it appeared to be someone of the ebony ethnicity. Out of frustration, I wonder if his wig fell on the ground or he was angry and frustrated that I called and asked for Jen?
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