Since every time I visit this board I see quite a few posts asking the same ol' questions, I think it's time for a new "Advice for Newbs" thread.  Please feel free to add your own thoughts and lets try and help these guys out!  

 
- First of all, not only is every experience different, different people have different tastes and/or expectations.  What works for one isn't going to necessarily be the cat's pajamas for another.  I see so many people asking for recommendations in different cities, but it seems like a bit of research to make sure she isn't a ROB can be found by just cruising the reviews.  What I am getting at here is what we've all been saying for over a decade on here now:  The search function is your friend  

- If you can't find a review on a provider, there are two simple choices.  Don't see her OR be prepared to TOFTT.  That's just the way it goes in this hobby.  Be thankful that a board and site like this exist, because as many of us will tell you about the old LA Xpress days, it was very hit or miss and when you did find a good one, you made sure to save that number in your wallet!  

- Marina Cordoba is not visiting any U.S. cities and if she does indeed choose to, I'm sure she will be posting on a site like Eros (not backpage) and it will be VERY high end on the $$$$$$ side.  End of story.  Nuff said.

-  Best top and bottom in X city more then likely has already been asked and a brief search will find all the answers you seek.  

- Keep a condom on.  If you must suck some cock without one, do what you must.  But I really would not recommend doing any penetrating either way without one.  STD's are very for real and a moment of pleasure is certainly not worth a lifetime of regret.  At least this is my opinion, others seem to vary in theirs.  

- In my experience, the best sessions will come when you are not heavily expecting anything in particular, are as relaxed as you possible can be AND have good communication with your provider on not only your likes and dislikes, but also your limits and fantasies.  

- Hygiene is a MUST.  Do not expect for a second that since you are paying that you can stroll into a session however you like.  You will find out really quickly how fast the level of service can go down.  Plus, it's disgusting, not to mention, rude.  

- If you are looking for ass play or to get topped, clean out your ass properly.  Nuff said.  

- Trolls gonna troll.  Just like every board, we have our share of trolls.  Don't feed em and let them find attention elsewhere.  Engaging is just a waste of time.  Always remember that arguing with the village idiot just took you down to their level.  

- This board is not the end all of information.  There is other info out there but you do have to actually search for it.  

- If the provider is not the same as the one pictured in the ad, excuse yourself politely (or not, but it may save you some drama) and simply go back to your car.  For new girls that you haven't seen before, have a trusty backup in line to make sure you have an option and don't just settle for what is in front of you.

The one thing I would add is to get the VIP Membership (no, I am not a shill for TER). If you are uncomfortable or unwilling to post reviews, pony up the $$ like I do for the yearly membership which is a non recurring charge, especially if this is not likely to be a one off experience. I cant tell you how many time the big head has saved me from the little head's tug at my wallet. The more info you have the better. If you still cant control yourself, quickly rub one out and get on with the rest of your day. And THANK YOU Mellow Soul for your post. It should be bookmarked at the top of this page for all to see forever.

1. don't ask and talk about girls's penis.  
Always remember we are a woman with something extra.
those girls who advertise their (big) size, not necessarily are proud of their size.  they do/advertise it, because it brings $$$ on the table.

I personally will hang up the phone if somebody ask; "how big is my penis?"

2. If a girl does not accept calls, but only voicemail (like myself), leave a brief, polite massage stating your interest along with date, time and type of session preference.  
Do not praise us on the phone.  It sounds phony and fake.  Just be polite, genuine and respectful.

3. Be mentally prepared. If you are too nervous, you will not enjoy the session.  Just chill and enjoy the session  

4. Come clean with fresh breath  (it's important, as a good provider will also take a shower before seeing her client)

5.  Last but not the least: do a good research.  They are plenty providers out there.  the challenge is to find the best one for you.  Remember "the best" is something very relative.  Beauty is on the eye of beholder.  choose somebody who is the best for you, not for somebody else.  The same goes with beauty

enjoy the ride!

Tia Phoenixx

Excellent.  Thank you for taking the time to post from the provider viewpoint.

Based on the overwhelming responses, I'd say that this stuff in invaluable.  I printed a copy and its being secured by my Mickey Mouse magnet on the fridge right now.  Thinking about going to Kinkos, reducing this down to a wallet size card and laminating it for quick on the go access when traveling.  

Job well done. Thanks again.

Like I said boys, trolls gonna troll.  Thought of a few more that may help a few of you out.  

BTW- Appreciate the feedback, on here and via PM.  I'll gladly field any questions for any of you, don't hesitate to ask.  

 
- Bring a small gift.  I can't tell you how far a small gift will go.  As far as what to bring, something small, but thoughtful.  For example, I fish quite a bit, always have fresh fish in the freezer and sometimes I will bring a certain girl some because she loves sashimi.  Of course, this wouldn't work for every girl.  Others, I just bring a box of chocolates that I keep stocked in my office to give as gifts for my clients.  But it does seem to work.  

-  Shave the boys, taint and ass crack.  If you want some attention paid there, I'd recommend shaving it up.  Of course, if you look like you are wearing a sweater with your shirt off, this may look rather funny.  

- Bring your own condoms if you don't know the girl.  Ever get there and the girl is a bit spacy, searching through her purse and bags for a stray condom?  Just bring your own to be safe.  Lube too.

- Don't push with the personal info.  Let her tell you what she is comfortable with you knowing.  

- Don't haggle the price.  Everyone has their price and what they feel that they are worth.  The best way to get the worst service is to try and lowball from the get go.  

- Don't be creepy on the phone.  Some girls don't mind some pervin, but when they don't know you, it can be downright creepy to them.  Good way to make a first impression before she even sees you.

- First impressions are everything.  Be confident in your speech, demeanor, posture, etc.  Don't be shy and don't be afraid to smile and have a good time.  Remember, this shouldn't be that stressful, ESPECIALLY if you are using this site to know what you are getting into.  Enjoy yourself!  While some wouldn't do this, I enjoy having a drink on the drive over to LA, sometimes a puff of some green as well.

Trolls gunna troll?   Get lost ....

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What I meant 2 say is this hobby really isn't rocket science this over thinking is a little silly at times - common fuckin sense ? Use it & then stick to whatever u learn & then most importantly don't make the same mistake twice then worry about shaving ur balls !!

state the obvious.  Maybe this clown is the author to those how to books for dummies?

Makes me think of the local news station when god 4bid snow is on the way ( it is winter ! ) every other 10 min there is an update on its progress , look out the window then open the door & look up & act accordingly !! Jesus !! Then shave ur balls !!! Lo

The day before your date, try not to take a number 2 if at all possible (AKA - BM).  Try to lock down a morning session for the following day.   About 10 min before your session begins make a quick stop at an establishment that has clean restrooms.  

What I am going to tell you about next is very important. Please pay attention......

Ok, it is BM (AKA #2) time  .....

Make sure the seat is clean before you plop your harry ass down on the seat.

Start the process.  When he is about 1/3 out, cut him off.  In other words 2/3 should be waiting right at the back door waiting to be set free.

Finally, clean up and head over to the session.  

Even though it is called being a bottom, the recommended position is Reverse Cowgirl (Reverse Cowboy in this scenario).

Have fun and good luck!

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Mello Yellow -  Tell your wife LATSDog says hello!  You are looking good my friend!

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Pull up your big boy pants and grow some thicker skin man, good god you are like a little girl.  

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This has nothing 2 do with hate or haters professor !! U need some new material stop repeating the same stuff it's now a little boring

Since I only see your name on this forum immediately after I post, could you at least have the courtesy to post with above 2nd grade level grammar?  

Which brings me to the irony of your post, btw.  Evertime I post on here you are on repeat.  I guess it's just true

Next yrs Halloween costume I'm guessing ?? It's never hate mellow it's more like annoying - like 3 days of rain just annoying