Any local ladies willing to visit me in River North area to fulfill my fantasies?  Plz email me for more info.  Sorry please no A.A.

Did you mean AARP?  I think some provide the AARP discount if you show them your membership card before the session.

no, i think he means to say,,Alcoholics Anonymous

No he means African Americans!

Limiting ones interests due to color of skin...

Well, here is a good whitie for ya.  Go for it and report back with a full detailed report...

TS Cracker:

http://chicago.backpage.com/TranssexualEscorts/bbw-ts-hot-and-gorgeous-100-real-and-fun-26/6346426

dog, you must really have a thing for good old ts cracker, I swear you look for any old opportunity to bring her out so we can all bask in the glow, that she is.
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Yea, she is also known as a "Power Top".

Doesn't look like anyone has taken the risk and reviewed her...wonder what she's like?