Like a certain provider. I just had an interesting experience I thought I'd share and see what any of you think. The times I refer to are 100% accurate I looked them up on my call log. I saw an ad for a really hot provider, so I gave her a call around 6. She sounded really cool and really sexy, so I set up to meet her at 8:30. She said to give her a call when I was 20 minutes away so she'd be ready. I live a little over an hour away so I gave myself 90 minutes to get there. After driving about 40 minutes I reallize I really need to use a bathroom,I know, tmi violation, but believe me it becomes relevant.  I didn't want to be late so I tied a knot in it and kept going. At 7:53 she calls and asks me if I'm on my way, I tell her I am and that I'm not familiar with the area and I'm using a gps that took me through the middle of town loaded with traffic lights an lots of traffic, but I should be there in about 20 minutes. She says cool and she's going to jump in the shower call when I get there. About 15 minutes later I know I'm almost there but I'm about to burst. So I see a Target , pull in and run in to do my business. As I'm going I reallize I forgot my phone. Big mistake.
I get back to my unlocked car , see my phone on the console for anyone to steal and  see I missed 2 calls. One at 8:13 and one at 8:15. I pull out and get to a red light and start to call her when she calls me again, I answer. The really cool, really sexy tone has changed dramatically. She says are you trying to scare me? I tried calling you 2 times and you didn't answer. Are you coming or not. I tell her I can see her place and I'll be there in less than 5 minutes. I pull in at exactly 8:20 and call her and she doesn't answer. I'm thinking that's strange. I wait and call her at 8:30 and it goes straight to voicemail. I'm thinking REALLY?????? I left a couple of messages, nothing rude or nasty just I'm here let me know where to go. I'm about to leave and try once more at 8:43 and she answers the phone may I help you? I try to explain why I didn't answer my phone and she just went totally off saying I've been put on her blacklist and I'm some kind of scammer, I shouldn't have to calll you and when I do you don't answer?!!!!Then she hung up!! I couldn't freakin believe it!! At first I was pretty pissed but managed to have a good laugh after a while. OH NO!! NOT THE BLACKLIST!! I then stopped at a rub and tug for a little stress relief. Was I in the wrong here ? Let me know what you think. I won't mention her name, but she's in PA now and headed to Pittsburgh. Guys if you see her remember to piss before you leave the house, always answer the phone and whatever you do don't be late!! Oh wait I wasn't, I was actually 10 minutes early!!