So I got this message yesterday from a 22 yr old AA. Her Seeking text raises many GPS red flags, so I won't be responding. But her message did catch my attention - for all the wrong reasons:  

 
"Is your name google? because you got everything I am searching for."

 
I thought cheesy pick up lines like that were the exclusive domain of douche bag guys at sleazy bars. Guess not.  

 
Life is good

 
The Cat