So I got this message yesterday from a 22 yr old AA. Her Seeking text raises many GPS red flags, so I won't be responding. But her message did catch my attention - for all the wrong reasons:  

 
"Is your name google? because you got everything I am searching for."

 
I thought cheesy pick up lines like that were the exclusive domain of douche bag guys at sleazy bars. Guess not.  

 
Life is good

 
The Cat

My tag line on SA IS:  I can’t find my number, may I have yours?  It seems to get play.  

“ I have hopes, dreams, & aspirations.  Just need your checkbook to fulfill them”. In her actual about me, she stated that she is looking for “strictly platonic”. Oh yeah, all over that one...