From her what I want:
I want to have conversations that end with me sitting on your face.

Not my very favorite but clever: "Girls just want to have funds."

I liked "Here for a good time, and hopefully your money".

Aunt flo

Had one tell me that. I said how bout your ass?  2 hours later I was balls deep.

Fresh this morning, an enterprising young bimbo whose tagline reads:
Wealth. Entreprenneur.
(my translation: gimme $$$ and maybe spelling lessons)

is one of my favorites...

"Good girls are bad girls who just haven't been caught"

"will meet 4 rent."

Tag line:  
Looking For Somebody to Blow My Back Out

About Me:
Hi I'm just a nice girl who needs money and dick. I live in LA and work as a freelance photographer. I'm currently in a dry spell and I'm looking to get wet

Tag line:
Want a good blow cause I'm the best hoe
.
About Me:
I'm a virgin
I love the color gray
I'm from Russia

tag line: "Cynical Cunt"

"A little worthless pig to kick around for never filling up my bank account enough."

New screen name today: MamasitaMacNasty

no, she's not looking for 'platonic'.....

I don't always SB but when I do.. I'm Broke

"BEFORE YOU GO ANY FURTHER I AM HAPPILY ENGAGED AND PREGNANT! "

Seriously, How many Russian prostitutes are in the sugar bowl in LA?!?

Tits on a Stick

Last line in her "About Me" section:  

"i like the idea of having a good time with good people , it makes life more vibrant & interesting."

Well that locks it in for me!  I can never find an SB that likes having a good time, so this one must be different. :p

from an 18 year old, no less.
"young, dumb, and fun"

From another girl who says she’s 18
“A hot doctor that wants to fuck, but anything will do ”

"I'm a cunt with a heart of gold."

Our checking accounts can be best friends

Her tag line reads:
real eyes realize real lies

And the rest of her profile is pretty amusing also:

About Me
I am pretty and easy going  and a freak. Will you be the daddy that will help take care of my sweet tight cunt?

What I'm Looking For
I am looking for a daddy to take care of me and rub 100s all over my body

Profile aptly named golddigger  , "Seeking Future Ex-husband"

"I know your wife and she wouldn't mind"

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This one really looks like a square peg trying to fit into a round hole. Any one want to hand over their wallets, credit cards and probably thier balls to her? Maybe she will fit her SD with a collar and leash?  She signed up yesterday.  

Tag line: Exotic Alpha Asian

Age 34, Asian, Curvy body type - but looks more "average" to me.  

About Me:  
Although I may appear to be demure and conservative quite the opposite is true. I am a very assertive and confident Woman with a penchant for being in control and getting what I want. Everything I have managed to get in life has been accomplished through willing it to happen and although some men might find that a bit intimidating I am not looking for those men, rather I am looking for the men who My strong personality and iron will to be enticing and irresistible. Are you the type who gravitates towards willful Females? If so you just may have come across your new co-conspirator. Be advised though that I am bossy and do not compromise that dynamic. I like My men malleable and willing to bend to My demands.

Looking for:  
I am seeking men who have a genuine affinity for letting go and letting Me take control over all of our activities. I see men who enjoy kink and who seek to be in submission.

Today's tagline, from a 22yo blonde hottie: " You guys are making me start to hate men"

any brave souls?

"Brains are the new tits"

Not sure I agree with that statement but she gets an A for creativity!

"I'm not interested in anyone younger then myself."

She's 22 - I guess the 19 y/o better go looking somewhere else!

"Let's hang out and take everything slow or we can go fast if you want"

and her  What I'm Looking For section says:
Anyone with money and likes bomb ass pussy who can meet at least once a week

"bust your nut and off your strut"

"well behaved women rarely make history"  
to which I always reply "And they never get spanked either" which has a 100% hit rate on starting a conversation"

Her tag line says:
Money me. Money now. Me a money needing a lot now.

Keep me off the pole

Made me look before moving on....

she says:  
"To get lit laid and paid"
Can't put it any more succinctly than that!

"Feed my Seed"

This one from a twenty year old College CoEd from OKC.

 
Cute, but not worth the VERY long drive.

Benjamin’s make me dance

"Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography."

Spend your money on ME

This picture is 2 year old. and I lost 50lb

I don't bite.. Unless you ask me to...

Lyfe us good. -it .can only get better. If it wont matter in 5yrs dont waist 5min on it.

Sexy, fun and flexible !

Hot, Hispanic, car girl love to get down and dirty

Pull my hair Daddy

Help me help you

i'll make you cum fast

EOM

She says it's meant as a joke but people are getting offended.  If they can't take a joke, fuck 'em.

There are a lot of young good looking gals volunteering at nursing homes for a reason.  

I’m not judging, mind you.

"Buysexual!"

Obviously, well educated.  Love to meet nee ppl!

both kinky and creative!