If this was a bunch of white/Asian/latina women, would you still have felt compelled to post this?

and was there a punch line that I missed? I am still looking for the part of the story that is supposed to be funny.

Years ago while changing job, I was required to take a drug test.  I picked a test site from a list in the package mailed to me.  Once arrived there, I realized that's not an area that I would normally go.

And I, like you, have NO idea what the race of the girls has to do with this stupid thread.

you edited your post so who knows what you said at first.But I don't get the story.
I don't even see the reason why you posted this.It has nothing to do with the hobby at all.

I think he's saying that the ladies who work there never saw real piss in the cups, fresh, warm, etc.

try to have a point.  

even though they are at a clinic that does this kind of testing all the time, right?

You've got some explaining to do here.

but there was just nothing funny about the story, I was left waiting for the punch line and there wasn't one.

I personally LIKE racist, lowbrow humor, and you should hear some of my Jewish, Italian, Polish, Black, Chinese, Japanese, Mexican jokes, non of which are appropriate here most likely. The difference is, they are FUNNY, there's an actual punch line. There was simply nothing funny about the OP,

and yes, I single out races all the time, you should hear all the Jewish jokes I direct at Inicky, but what makes it non racist is that just like Matt and Trey of South Park, I pick on ALL races, not just any one or two in particular, which may still make me VERY politically incorrect, and even a bit of a prick, but it DEFINITELY does not make me a racist.

You left your TER logged in.
Your wife found it.
She read your reviews of the amazing sex that you had with countless black women.
She has always wanted to be a black woman.
She's so jealous.
She tries to make a joke to make you look like a jackass.

but if I did it, I would make damn sure it was funny. lol

I think it's funny that these women were having this perverted sexual pleasure looking at my urine sample.

I can appreciate what you were trying to do, but why was it necessary to bring race into it?  Was your story funnier because black ladies oogled your pee instead of (insert color here) women?  

jliu123, hasn't had 15 plus seasons to prove he's an equal opportunity bigot, racist, ageist, sexist, creedist or any other ist or phobe you care to add).  

But I get it.

You are a HUGE prick (and I do not mean your prick is huge, BTW).  That said, the rest of your post is correct.

You can't be "sure it was funny" if you have no sense of humor.  This is certainly the case with Mr. Liu.

"but if I did it" I didn't forget anything except perhaps that "some" of you don't comprehend everything you read.

but you are 100% correct in your assessment that Mr liu has no sense of humor. He and Fungus should get together.

It's always nice to have a piñata and you'll do in a pinch.

-- Modified on 3/12/2015 5:01:18 PM

So, it just relegates you to global "Jerk". BTW, WTF makes you think they were looking at your urine sample for "perverted sexual pleasure"? I think there's only one pervert here....and it ain't them or me!!!

-- Modified on 3/12/2015 6:01:34 PM

One time, on the fck board, this AZN dude wrote a post where he admitted that he has nasty weird bad peepee and tried to blame it on the lab techs being black women.  

This is dumb. What is your point really? Do you realize how stupid your post is.

It's ok because I think we all missed your point.

They where surprised that the sample was fresh?  Meaning that the taker didn't actually take drugs...  

And by the way, did you read the top of this board?

Just come back and report the results of said test.
That may be the ticket to understanding this post....

Stupid people generally don't know they're stupid.  Crazy people think they're sane.  Liars, however, should know when they're lying.  But that's another story.