The Erotic Highway

Sorry couldn't resist this response.
TheLoveGoddess 2451 reads
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1 / 10

Dear emsjhs2009,

Aaah, the vagaries of screamers getting together with the quiet types - a case where opposites attract but don't always see eye to eye on the sound effects ;-)

My dear man, it is only a "problem" to you, while to other men, it could be most erotic. This phenomenon is often accompanied by scratching a man's back and leaving marks, biting his neck or thrashing violently and soiling the sheets with female ejaculate. Nothing can "treat it" and to my knowledge, no one has ever attempted to do so.

Some women are just loud and can't help it. Please remember that it is YOU and your excellent lovemaking skills that render her in such a state; believe me, women don't bother to fake it so bad that they awaken the neighbors. And, if you start censoring her, then she might clam up altogether and you won't have fun in bed anymore. Above all, don't start saying "quiet, quiet" in the middle of the action - she might totally lose concentration and fail to orgasm....and then she'll be very quiet and very pissy afterwards. Yep. BAD MOVE.

So what to do? You could put a pillow over her face but be careful not to suffocate her. You could stick your tongue in her mouth as soon as the vocals get too loud. Let her bite you somewhere? Occupy her mouth with something so that the screams get muffled. Because as long as she's having fun, it ain't gonna stop. And once it stops, you'll want it to come back again, because baby when a woman like that gets cold, the temperature goes from hot to frosty in no time at all.

It's a "problem" many men wish they had,
The Love Goddess

emsjhs2009 4277 reads
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2 / 10

my new SO is a screamer.  she is so loud during sex,  i fear that the neighbors in my apartment building can hear her. I've  talked to her about it but she doesn't seem to be able to control her self.  once the in-and-out of intercourse begins she starts the vocal shenanigans (remember the scene in Porky's where the female P.E. and the male coach screw in the equipment room during class) it only gets louder as she approaches orgasm.  can this problem be treated? (is it physical or psychological?)

mrfisher 115 Reviews 2349 reads
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4 / 10

They even have adult magazines!

I think you can probably handle this LG.

hiddenhills 143 Reviews 1939 reads
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5 / 10

It's breathable so you should be able to continue your love making.

DoggieStud 2185 reads
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6 / 10

one of those plastic gag balls you can tie around, like the ones in dominatrix scenarios.

Oh one more .. ditch the apartment and get a cabin in the woods where no one can hear her scream.
Honestly, that's what I'll do to a screamer.  Oh yeah, I have a cabin BTW.

J.CaesarXV 2216 reads
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7 / 10

Yeah, give me a screamer anytime. Beats the silent type, to know whether you're a stud or a dud!

TheLoveGoddess 2761 reads
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dblhappy 44 Reviews 2095 reads
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9 / 10

I have had this "problem" before.  Actually, a couple of times.

LG is absolutely correct; you do not want to "cure" this problem by asking her to change.  I have found the application of a muffling device to be most effective.  Yes, a pillow can do the trick, but it reeks of suffocation implications.  You could try the ball gag, but sound will still be emitted - at a higher pitch - and many women don't find the S&M image to be erotic.  My solution?  A stuffed bear.

You can laugh, but it worked in each case.  She thought it was cute and it stiffled most of the noise.  As a bonus one lady reported that it seemed to focus her energies and actually heightened her orgasm.  Made me look better and the neighbors stopped threatening to call the cops!  BTW you may have to replace the bear after it is bitten into too many times.

Good luck with your "problem".  If you continue to find it too annoying, please PM her phone number - LOL!

Whereaminow 2 Reviews 2280 reads
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10 / 10

My closest neighbors are def, so she can move in with me if it doesn't work out for you.

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