So I got a message from a SB asking if I was in town. Through several texts I figured out that she lived in my complex. Breaking yhe "dont shit where you eat" rule and finally worked something out. She had started at 500! We agreed to 150 for daty and bbbjcim. All went well. Shes cute but a bit too skinny. Not really my type. Here's the problem.....besides her acting a bit nutty she mentioned our long term prospects. Not easy to ghost when she is around the corner.
The mature thing to do would be to sit her down and tell her what her expectations "should be" and that you are only interested in NSA fun, and that you aren't interest in any kind of long term commitment before she gets too needy or clingy. That is what an adult would do.
That said, here's what I would do. I would simply "let myself go" when around her, I'd give her the "ex husband experience" burp fart, forget to shower before seeing her, eat a head of garlic before kissing her and before you know it, "problem solved" lol I bet you my way will be much more effective than the "adult" way of approaching the problem. lol
I met with a SB that lived in my apartment complex, recognized her immediately from her pics, met her at a nearby restaurant and told her we lived in the same place. She didn't care and was always a 3 minute walk away for $150...she later hooked up with another dude living in the same building with me and they got married...I noticed her profile was still active as of a few weeks ago, guess he doesn't mind the extra salty kisses he gets when she comes home from "work"...
GaG, You sir owe me a screen cleaning, coffee spewed all over my screen laughing.......
Lol Gaga, i just did that to my last SB so she'd 86 my ass..didnt shower for 2 days before our BCD date..a week later i get the text on how she can't do this anymore, and how she almost vomited going down on me..lol. hell it worked! Me: but i thought you were a dirty cock sucker..
After sucking his dick this chick (non pro) told him how "big" he was. He promptly responded "Well i guess that proves you are not only a cocksucker, but a lying cocksucker to boot" Not a wise move when a girl still has a firm grip on the family jewels. lol
LOL, Gaga had me laughing so hard with that post I almost woke up the wife sleeping next to me. I thought it was a great idea for getting rid of SBs until it occurred to me...
My atf and I will burp and fart around each other. Sometimes, we smell like garlic and or onions. Sometimes, we forget to flush. Sometimes, we forget to shower. Yet we’re still fucking most days until my dick is raw. I’m not sure Gaga’s idea works for stoners, haha. That said, I’d love to have a neighbor sugar baby. It would be super hot to sneak over for quickies. Not a wise move, but maybe worth the adventure.
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