Eleven days ago I received a penile implant. I'd tried just about everything including Viagra and Cialis with minimum success. Injections worked for awhile until I started to need more and more to inject, and then the method stopped working for me altogether. So despite the pain and discomfort following the surgery, I'm looking forward to again wielding a rigid tool.

In the past I was an occasional hobbyist. More recently, in Costa Rica a year ago I spent several pleasant hours with the local Tica chicas. They were accomodating to my limp dick syndrome and gave me some of the nicest bbbjs I'd ever experienced. I was simply grand just rubbing against their lithe young naked bodies, too.

In a few weeks I will be back in the game. I would appreciate any advice regarding what qualities -- if I can discern them -- I should look for among the providers reviewed here at TER. I don't intend to reveal that I've been retooled, but at the same time it is possible that I would not be able to conceal my pumping up my prosthesis or the fact that it will stay pumped up until I release a valve concealed within my jewel bag.

I'd like some serious advice, but I'm ok if you write something that makes me laugh.

Cheers to the resurrection, LazerusTwo,

As to your question, "what qualities -- if I can discern them -- I should look for among the providers reviewed here at TER," there will be one overarching answer:

MATURITY.

With developmental maturity comes understanding, experience, cultural sophistication and empathy. Now, TER doesn't have a checkbox for empathy, but a provider who knows her profession and has accumulated evidence thereof [i.e. consistently good reviews over a few years,] is more than likely a person who has found favor with hobbyists in both the sexual and the mental arena. Naturally, there are exceptions, but this appears to be the general rule.

I can't make any specific recommendations or single out a particular provider, but it seems to me that there are plenty of superhot MILFs out there who probably would enjoy your retooled company. If your taste runs toward the PSE, there are those who most likely have experienced everything under the sun when it comes to the sexual act - as long as they've been around for a while. And of course, there are the very upscale "companion types" with solid reviews and the experience and reputation to match. In either one of those groups, I believe it's possible to find someone very appropriate and satisfying.

Now, your posting states having had a "grand" experience with "lithe young naked bodies" in Costa Rica. It may very well be that Costa Rican escorts labor under slightly different premises than those in the United States. This will probably come out 'wrong' in writing, but here goes: you may wish to consider that the motivation and the dedication in young women to earning money from American tourists is slightly different in Costa Rica, than it may be for their counterparts in the United States. A young woman here may not take her provider duties as seriously as someone in Costa Rica, who may be supporting a whole family with her efforts. Hence, the level of dedication and work ethic may be higher in someone who is more committed by necessity rather than by choice. A young U.S. provider who is fairly fresh out of the starting gate may not display the same care and/or consideration for your situation as someone who needs to be dead serious about her job. So you may have to focus on other aspects than just a "lithe young" body, in order to have a guaranteedly bang-up experience with no awkward moments or unforeseen reactions.

Here's to your refreshed Love Tool,
the Love Goddess


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I just had my first experience with the "injection" thing today, at 46, that was a first for me! But you know what, he was a darling sweet man and I enjoyed his company very much. He promised to come back in the summer, so I think I was okay to him too. (he is from a diffrent state)
Talk about learning something new every day. Don't give up, Laz, LG is right, about both the girls in Costa Rica and mature providers. There are those of us who won't bat an eyelash at your new, um, helper. We all need a little help sometimes.

I'm giving the procedure some thought.

How about a post or two as you go about your appointed rounds please.

Any news good sir???

As you know from previous post, Im considering that route.