The Erotic Highway

Re: Is there any money in linguistics?
herbtcat 6 Reviews 614 reads
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1 / 10

25 year old brunette.  Insanely hot, with professional looking makeup.  

 
So her tag line is: Very selective  

 
The 1st 2 lines of her about me read:  
- Classy, Intelligent and picky lady with lots of hobbies and talents.
- I graduated from linguistic department and can speak English/Russian/Chinese.

So far so good. I'll bet it would be nice to have a hot SB with linguistic degree. But her text goes on...  
- Also I’m practicing professional astrology what means I can predict future, select dates for important events as signing contracts/operations etc. and help you to choose a business or life partner according to your compatibility.  

 
Huh??  

 
And then the last line is:  
- And another hobby which takes most of my time and focus is trading (futures/IPO).

 
So what the hell happened to that linguistics degree???  

 
Only one line in her Seeking section:
- Looking for a marriage minded “man in suit” who is ready to take care of his womAn and able to provide the best the life can offer.  

 
So this linguistic expert is ultimately undone by her linguistics.   Funny?  Sad?   I don't know as I shall not be contacting her.... until I get my "man suit" back from the cleaners. LOL  

 
Life is good

 
The Cat

lester_prairie 12 Reviews 70 reads
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3 / 10

Lots of people get useless degrees.

bassrat51 4 Reviews 56 reads
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4 / 10

She obviously did not cover the language of love in her studies. lol

Buck84123 1 Reviews 67 reads
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5 / 10

I would message her, and ask her when to sell your Pork Belly Contracts?  Does she feel the current supply chain issues will affect the availability of the “GI Joe with Kung Fu Grip”?

sweetman 93 Reviews 67 reads
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6 / 10

...that astrology can predict the future!  What an advantage that would be for so many of life's endeavors and decisions.  I better snap her up before all you other mongers get her!

PolePosition 54 reads
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7 / 10

damn LP, you've become quite the philosopher on here - been following your posts for the past several weeks!  They have been spot on!

but, just for info, nothing this girl said out of the usual, I would love to date (aka: fuck) her in a moments notice!

mrfisher 111 Reviews 69 reads
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8 / 10

Computer software companies that create voice recognition and speech applications.

lester_prairie 12 Reviews 54 reads
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9 / 10

Tell her you're interested in linguistics too.  Everyone knows girls like cunning linguists.

PolePosition 58 reads
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10 / 10

You also beat me to that clever play on words which I was thinking about weaving into a reply!

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