. . . is coitus. All others are foreplay.

Am I wrong?

I came twice, both by HJ.

OK, the angles didn' work this time.  Still, I had a great time!!!

-- Modified on 5/18/2006 4:38:09 PM

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you".

The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.

The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex: This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.


And last, but not least, the 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex. You get a little each month. But not enough to live on.

Hmmm...a semantic, romantic, pedantic issue...you say tomaahto and I say tomayto..let's call the whole thing Looovee..or in your case, foreplay! BBrain, it doesn't matter what you call it, as long as you have fun doing it. I mean, I sure hope you don't have to be in front of a congressional panel defending your definitions? As you see, you're not the only one! Bill said it too! Personally, I call any kind of erotic activity, well, sexual..but I wouldn't say "I had sex" when I really only was giving a BBBJ...so in that sense, the verb "to have" is the coital qualifier. In the meantime, I suggest you fuck your Bbrain out and pay attention to the semen instead of the semantics

Luvya,
Love Goddess

-- Modified on 5/18/2006 8:33:33 PM

Slipry sex is when your partner gets shit faced and all she can mutter is "I hope he didn't take any viagra."

. . . when someone asks "Did you have sex with my wife?"

That's why we have TER, meboys...so we can leave all the wives alone !!!!!

correctamundo I think, although you don't need the main event for real relief; seems like a lot of guys like bbbjcim more than intercourse