For the TLDR folks, I did not call the cops.  She was did a hit and run and got caught.

Talked on SA for a bit.  Came across as potential scam so I felt like messing with her.  Said her career was as a physician.  What doctors need a SD?  In text, she said she lost her job after an accident and needed money badly.  Again, felt like a scam.  Companies have disability for this stuff and most self-employed have disability insurance.

So, further during text she dives into the sexting.  Basically, no limits, and gives me a menu.  IE, 400 for a date with sex, 500 no condom, 600 anal. 800 overnight, etc.  She said she loved more allowance so she's always open to give more and be available.  So, in my mind, either a scam or an escort.

Now, we set a time to meet.  She's driving out to me.  We were going to have dinner at a local place then possibly to my place.  Here comes scam warnings further, she says she barely has enough money for gas and asks me to send her something.  I said nothing before meeting, not a chance.  She still commits to coming after some complaining about her situation.  So for me, I'm just doing stuff at home anyway expecting this to be a scam.

We plan to meet at 7.  She asks to change it to 8.  I say fine, then she says, it's a really long drive, she didn't expect it and was still getting ready.  8 comes and goes, I text her, she responds 10.  I say, oh good, 10 minutes I'll head over.  She then replies, no 10pm she will be there.  I tell her the place will be closed by then.  So we switch to a local bar.  It gets close to 10.  She texts she hasn't left yet and is worried she doesn't have enough gas.  I repeat, I'm not sending money before meeting.  

Long story short, she calls me around 11pm saying she's a few minutes away.  So now I've heard her voice, so, wow!  not a scam.  So, in my mind, bang and bail.  She starts texting me nudes while driving.  Then doesn't get there till 11:30, so her 10 minutes is really 30.  Bar does last call.  So I text her I'll meet her inside it's last call and I'm ordering a drink.  She responds with what?  why so early?  My reply was, you are 4 hours late.  She finally comes in, gives me a hug and then orders a drink.  Saying it's been a crappy day and she's really hungry.  She asks for a food menu and the bartender said it's already last call kitchen is closed.  She gives me a sad look.  I shrugged and told her it is what it is.

So, she proceeds to tell me she was late because there was an accident on the freeway.  What she did not tell me was that she was in the accident and took off without stopping.  She also didn't tell me her car registration is out of date and her drivers license is suspended.  I suspect her 'accident' that cost her a job was a DUI.

So, we talk for a bit and then leave as the bar is closing.  I told her she can come over, because at this point I'm like might as well hit this, give her the allowance we agreed on, so she can at least get something straight.  Then, she really starts to fuck up with me.  I tell her she has to follow me to my place to get through the gate or can leave her car here.  She decides to go bum a cigarette and start smoking.  I do not like smoking and look for girls who list non smoker in their profile.  So now I'm annoyed.  Then she gets annoyed and complains I'm judging her.  So I tell her she's really late, I'm getting tired.  I would like to keep going with her but I'm getting wiped out.

So, she follows me to my place and parks on the street.  I tell her to park in the driveway because she will get towed if she spends the night.  She comes in, begs me for food, so I heat something up for her.  She devours it then says she's going outside for a cigarette again.  I tell her I don't really like that.  She says don't worry, I'll come back in and brush my teeth and shower, then you can do anything you want.  So I'm like fine, let's just get some good sex in.

An hour later, she did not come back.  I'm sleeping on the couch, I finally text her, sorry if you did not want to come back inside.  Take care.  I'm going to bed.  

Little did I know, SHE SLEPT IN HER CAR ON THE STREET!!!!!  I wake up to 7 am sirens.  Cops show up.  I look out the window, they are searching her and her car.  Then a tow truck and she gets taken off in handcuffs.  Thankfully the cops didn't come to my door to ask what was going on!