From the "About Me" section:  

Damn, Herb, you owe it to yourself to sample some of that !
and of course we want the full report!
Women are innately gifted at disguising the underlying fact that 'pussy is pussy' and theirs is somehow more magical than the others...and I keep falling for it

If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Please find below, SB's ENTIRE profile:

"A real man will make your panties wet, not your eyes."

"I enjoy long romantic walks to the liquor store"

Profile Name:  Eatable Arrangements

What about the profile snippets from the SDs.  To mine, I recently added this very enticing prose:

Profile Name: BritchesBeDown
Heading:  For the right guy, my britches are always down.

Not a text snippit but one of my faves to laugh at that I see is an SB whose profile picture is her ass backed right up to the camera in a doggy style come fuck me pose, and in her text she put something like "I'm not a prostitute, don't treat me like one".  

Makes you wonder where they keep the hot cheeto's ..... and why they keep them hot? :p

I just saw one that said. " looking for someone who has a lot of money and is willing to give me my fair share "

thereby indirectly confirming you are married or in a committed relationship.  

And more from her profile text:  

There really are scammers out there who target POT SB's with everything from the Nigerian Scams, to the phony cashiers check scam, to every other scam that has ever been run.

Brand new girl who I may be contacting. Her pic is basically a torso pic with only some flowers giving any cover. lol

Your assessment is spot on. Reads like hooker on the DL to me as well.  

That hits on another observation/rant I have:  

I don't mind the flower wreath so much as the cat/deer/puppy/misc animal nose and ears. I agree, annoying.

The snapchat animal effects are beyond annoying, and I don't understand the point. Do the POTs think the effects are cute? Do they think the effects make them more attractive? Are they trying to conceal their identities? If you're asking me, (a) they are not, (b) they do not, and (c) that's not working. I don't contact POTs who use them.

You see alot of the flower wreath because it comes along with a very good "beautification" filter. It smooths the skin tone out, gets rid of eye bags, adds a little color here and there. Because it's using the facial recognition to do it, the effect is pretty realistic.  

"A 6.9 is a good thing screwed up by a period."

Yes beyond annoying! And until I read this thread I had absolutely no clue where that shit was coming from. It's so stupid, and the only consolation is that this obviously a "thing" that will be gone next year. But, for now, it is really irritating..

Tag line:  "I like my scotch neat"