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herbtcat 6 Reviews 87 reads
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IF she is Victoria's Secret Model hot (without a 4-hour makeup session) with a tight box, butt, and boobs, AND she's going to be available 24x7 to do whatever, and I mean WHATEVER I want sexually, socially, publicly and more, AND I have the kind of budget that enables me to toss out $10k to $20k a month like that's a small tip for my DoorDash driver.  

 
I have no doubt that there is a SD somewhere (like a pro athlete, or Fortune500 C-level exec) who can do this and has done this. But I expect he's not on SA. Instead he might use something like MYNT or even a "personal agent" to get suitable matches for his "portfolio."  

 
But outside of that extremely rare situation, yes. Absolutely idiotic over the top GPS.  

 
Wonder if she becomes a preferred target for scammers offering free cash today if she can provide her bank account, or ask her to cash a check and send him half back for his "accountant's records," etc.?

 
And I'd suggest that Dunkin Donuts is not quite the best choice... try a Waffle House, or a 7-11/Circle K instead. No need to set unreasonable expectations with her. :p LOL

 
Life is good

 
The Cat

ShockBoogie559 reads

We've seen posts with "The worst profiles" and absolute SB "Train wrecks".  Received a message last night from what has to be a contender for "GPS of the Year"

From a 25 yo artist and college sophomore:
SD/SM has to send me on all expenses paid luxury vacations at least three times a year, weekly allowance, and monthly shopping sprees. I need a stress free environment to create, so that involves making sure my bills are paid including car insurance and any maintenance, and rent. I have all the dreams and goals to be an amazing artist/ entrepreneur , but I need guidance, care, and financial backing to support me. I must be showered with gifts, treated to the finest of dining, and made sure I am looking up to par which includes hair salon trips, Manicure and pedicure, and pampered with spa days. They must obtain the lifestyle I desire with no excuses. What I expect when I want something or to do something that it is nothing but the best that I am being spoiled with.  

Should invite her to a M&G at Dunkin Donuts :-)

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herbtcat88 reads

IF she is Victoria's Secret Model hot (without a 4-hour makeup session) with a tight box, butt, and boobs, AND she's going to be available 24x7 to do whatever, and I mean WHATEVER I want sexually, socially, publicly and more, AND I have the kind of budget that enables me to toss out $10k to $20k a month like that's a small tip for my DoorDash driver.  

 
I have no doubt that there is a SD somewhere (like a pro athlete, or Fortune500 C-level exec) who can do this and has done this. But I expect he's not on SA. Instead he might use something like MYNT or even a "personal agent" to get suitable matches for his "portfolio."  

 
But outside of that extremely rare situation, yes. Absolutely idiotic over the top GPS.  

 
Wonder if she becomes a preferred target for scammers offering free cash today if she can provide her bank account, or ask her to cash a check and send him half back for his "accountant's records," etc.?

 
And I'd suggest that Dunkin Donuts is not quite the best choice... try a Waffle House, or a 7-11/Circle K instead. No need to set unreasonable expectations with her. :p LOL

 
Life is good

 
The Cat

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List-Ted71 reads

"Wonder if she becomes a preferred target for scammers offering free cash today if she can provide her bank account, or ask her to cash a check and send him half back for his 'accountant's records,' etc.?"

Great points, herbtcat. How about this scam?

Your first vacation will be round trip to a South American country where you will be rewarded with a brand new set of luggage for the return portion a few days later . . .

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herbtcat58 reads

You'd be surprised, or amazed, by the messages I've seen on my "research" SB profile. Guys offering more money then their profile claims they make - that is not an exaggeration - and expecting "her" to jump on their dicks within the hour.  

 
Sometimes I message (er.. I mean "she" messages) back with "stupid blond" questions like "Wow, that sounds amazing, Babe. Can you gurantee me that for a year so I can finish school debt free?" (typo intentional.) That's when they try to sink the hook and reel in their catch.  

 
Other times "she" just calls out the BS in a snarky way.  Many guys then "punish" her by sending an insulting message back and blocking. Because doing that is sure to make "her" realize that pissing off Daddy was a stupid move.... rather than removing a douche bag from her mailbox. LOL  

 
Having said all that, I actually did take an SB on a one-month trip to Chile and Argentina that included a 13-day cruise around the cape and two weeks of private wine tasting tours.  Good times.  

 
Life is good

 
The Cat

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impposter59 reads

Posted By: ShockBoogie
... including car insurance and any maintenance, and rent.
Rent? She should be asking for the deed to nice piece of property or to have her mortgage paid off in full.  
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(25 yo sophomore? What was she doing from 18-23?)

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