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The Erotic Highway

Far better than doing the deed with your ATF and fixating on pan pizza all the while (eom)regular_smile
dreamweaver7 7520 reads
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InDireNeed10512 reads

I'm not trying to be funny, or endorse Pizza Hut in any way. It's like eating a sponge soaked in grease. Well anyway, I had it tonight, well the pizza hut express little pizza, well 2 of them actually (one pepperoni, one cheese). It then sprung to life with little thought. I also tend to get a little hot feeling. Lately I rarely eat it. But in college days we had a ritual of going to the restaurant every single week. After eating a couple slices, I'd be staring at the waitresses, no matter what they look like, and fantasizing about fucking them right then and there. I also remember feeling hot and a little sweaty. Ok, there was a waitress there that was really cute, but I still feel that pizza puts me over the edge. It makes me wonder if there are particular ingredients that cause a reaction in me which in turn makes me horny. I have found however that some other pizzas also have similar affect on me but the hut seems to have highest impact.

I remembered this board being here, so figured why not, maybe someone else has experienced this and I won't feel crazy. Or you'll get a good laugh, I can take it.. :)
(I'm in my upper-30's btw, if that matters)

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Love Goddess9540 reads

Oh you've gone to the dogs, InDireNeed,

How simply Pavlovian! Remember Pavlov's late 19th century experiment with the ringing bell, the salivating dog and the perfect example of classical conditioning? He got a Nobel prize in 1904, so we know it's not just poppycock. Well, this is proof that humans can be like dogs. Or the other way around.

Of course, another, more elegant and poetic interpretation of your erotic pizza fix would be Proustian..."Remembrance of Things Past," or nowadays called "In Search of Lost Time," where the celebrated author bites into a madeleine [French cookie - no, a real cookie, not a girl, LOL] and starts having visceral feelings in remembering his life.

Oops, I am digressing...but humans can have all sorts of erotic conditioning at their phantasy disposal. Of course, it could be the red pepper flakes heating you up. But my bet is the confluence of all these impulses: college rituals, waitresses, and yes, the ingredients in the pizza! Of course, Pizza Hut pizza doesn't use fresh herbs or toppings, but it could be the tomato sauce. See the link, and ponder. No need to feel crazy, there are others like you!

Ooey, gooey - just like sex,
the Love Goddess

-- Modified on 2/4/2007 7:34:15 AM

Related Link: Pizza as an aphrodisiac!!!

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Maxum man9848 reads

In my late twenties I was having a very sexual relationship with a woman who lived very close by.  I would drive over to her apt several times per week and I would usually find myself with an erection while driving over.  The anticipation of some fantastic play time.

After about a year, she moved away, and I stayed in the area.  Whenever I drove near her old apt, BOING!!!!  The erection happened.  This went on for about another year or more!

True story.

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InDireNeed9287 reads

I've gone to the dogs? Is that why I love ass and crave it doggie? LOL..

Yes it could be I conditioned myself. It's all Robin's fault, that cute waitress that I wanted to bend over (see, it was like 20 years ago and remember her name). Hmm, and she had that 'friend' there too... and they wore skirts, so that's why I have a skirt fetish too?? It's all coming together now!! Thanks LG! LOL

I used to eat a lot of Pizza Pizza pizza also (source of that linked article), it was quite good. Now I know why! Well, I do have one means of defense against those potent aphrodisiacs: it seems when I eat pizza at home with the wife, ZERO EFFECT. Go figure...

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Bob578948 reads

Maybe your wife needs to eat Pizza with you in a skirt?

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snifferbutt7560 reads

do you put anchovies on it, get that fishy thing going on?

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