Ok. My kid has school all day tomorrow.  My wife has to go to her office 2 hours away tomorrow, she’ll be gone all day.  I’ve got one of my Spinner SBs letting me pick her up in the morning for a 2 hour date.  My house will be free, I figure I’ll use my guest room.  Any thoughts fellow mongers?  

I have on occasion, reluctantly used my guest room with a couple SB's and although stressful for me, it has worked out extremely well.  However, as you probably already know or feel - it opens you up to so much risk.  For that reason, I only do it very rarely if at all.  From forgetting a condom wrapper, not cleaning out garbage she left behind, the smell of the act (yes, strange but it lingers - had to do laundry after), to nosy neighbors watching the comings and goings of the neighborhood.  I had one SB mention to me at a M&G she was responsible for her last SD getting a divorce as they didn't clean up as well as they thought (alcohol was involved so probably part of the problem).  She said she was sorry it happened, but I think in a weird way she was bragging.  I kept away from her.    
So IMO, it is doable - but just be super careful.  

Don’t wear your seatbelt. Smoke in bed, but don’t do that. The consequences are too great.

Your wife will know. She will smell it. She will find the one single hair left behind. If you do it just call your lawyer in the morning and make an appointment.

Your wife might forget something and turn around and come back. Or feel sick and come back. You ready for that surprise?

You I’ve actually have already done this with 4 other SBs before.  Came home to a neighbor outside once but all the others I just pulled into the garage.  Another one definitely left her scent.  I did laundry.  One I showered and found a long blonde hair wrapped around my nut sack.  This one is a great little AA girl with curly soft hair I’ll be careful.  I just hope she doesn’t start squirting.    

Wife won’t come back, it’s a long mountain road she’ll be almost at her office when I sneak my girl in.  It will be fun. Thanks for your input!!

I’ve done it in the marriage bed with my favorite sugar baby a few times. Showered together before and after.  Flushed the condom and the wrapper. Put down an old shirt to prevent any stains.   Wifey was none the wiser. Now if dogs could talk, I’d be fucked.  

It was sneaky and HAWT as fuck.   If she’s not of the mentality to get you caught, you can probably get away with it.

I had this angry guy that found me hanging over my head. A husband found me and I have been in negotiations with him since 2 am this morning all by text.  I was able to satisfy him to let me be.    So my little head wasn’t as ready. But as I mentioned I’m a previous post I am hanging up
My cleats.  Retired from the bowl.  No more chasing new ones.  

Just throw your burner phone away and get a new one with a new number! Don't tell me that some chick you have never fucked in the bowl knew your identity IRL!!  

Quit being such a pussy - It's not your fault that guys wife was swimming in the bowl...

I got a text this afternoon from my favorite college SB this afternoon telling me she'd be on spring break next week and could we get together.  I said sure, and would she like to do an overnight date at my house.  She says she'd love to!  So I asked my wife if she and her BF could plan to spend that night at his house, so me and my sweety could use our house in private.  Wife said sure, but she wants to visit with my SB too. They are great gal pals!  So SB will arrive around 1pm, visit with me and wife, maybe I'll take SB for a motorcycle ride which I know she likes, return home, by which time wife will have left for BF's house.  Then get intimate with SB as many times as she'll allow (and I can manage) until morning rolls around and we go out for breakfast.

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Sweets, you have a unique situation.  I’d almost call your wife a unicorn she’s so game for your alternative fun.  Congratulations!!🎉

They'd have a lower chance of blowing up in your face.

Almost? I'd say his wife is TOTALLY a unicorn. Lucky guy.

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No, No, No. Not even in the guest room.

Wives can pick up signs you would never spot, even in the guest room. Do you think that you could spot every stray pubic hair or whatever, and who does the laundry?

The only way I could get away with this was with an all-but-live-in nanny whose physical evidence was as much in the house as mine, my wife's, and my kids.

Play it however you think is safe, but I doubt wifey would ever pick up on a stray pubic hair and I don’t think they have a 6th sense about anything if you’re smart about it. IMO covering stuff like this up is not too much harder than covering up the usual evidence. I have cleaning ladies that could leave similar evidence. I have dog hairs everywhere.  

Last time wife and kids were gone, I smuggled sugar baby to my place in the back seat of my car and I made sure to video chat with the wife at one point to show her what the dog was up to. Of course, sugar baby knows to stay quiet and wifey sees that I’m where I’m supposed to be rather than sneaking out the minute they’re gone.  IMO, safer than booking a hotel and finding a dog sitter while coming up with a lie to be out of the house.  

Oh, and one of the first things I do with regulars is gift them the same fragrance wifey uses and ask that they stick to it. They always think it’s a brilliant idea and tend to wear it instead of whatever they usually use since it’s expensive stuff anyways.  For my main SB, I even get the same laundry detergents and dryer sheets for her place. It’s VERY hard to tell by smell I’ve been over her place. I think only the dog could tell.  

If I or my place smells off, I’ll smoke a joint and cover it up.

Of course, if SB ever wants to blackmail me, I’d be fucked. But considering how close I am to this one, there would have been no way to prevent her from knowing my identity. I just have to make sure things end amicably if and when they end. I’ve yet to have a bad breakup though, so I think I can pull it off.

I'm not married but am in an LTR. My main SB is at my place often and as the two women have different hair colors I find it super handy to use one of those lint remover rollers on the bed after SB has left. It seems to do the trick.