I don't know if this is the worst, but only a masochist would want to get on this girl's radar.

 
Relationship
Single
About Me
Well I’m currently a single mom who’s just removed myself from a very abusive relationship with my baby father, I’ve had to take on everything from the time I decided to leave him and everything as in being a mom/dad and also a full time provider. But I’ve been struggling so much to provide with everything I have on my
Plate now. Sometimes I just wanna pull my hair out and cry, times I don’t even want to be here but I know I have a purpose. I have a little girl that looks up to me so it’s not about just me anymore, and the pain her father put me through. I pray every morning and night that a blessing could come my way. And I know blessings won’t come your way unless you’re also doing something to receive it. I’m currently trying to find a job again, I had a job before I gave birth but I’m
No longer able to work there because of the hours. I can’t afford a babysitter. It’s just a rough start with doing things alone and I really was hoping to find someone who’s honest and genuine. I’m not asking for much l, I don’t need clothes or jewelry, I strictly need help so I can get the things I need for me and Izzy. Izzy is my “daughter” by the way. I would post a few pictures of her here but seeking arrangements doesn’t allow pictures of minors
Of any sort but I definitely can prove I have a babygirl for the skeptical men out there lol I wouldn’t lie about my baby.

Seeking
Active lifestyle
Discretion
Investor
Long-term
Luxury lifestyle
Mentorship
Romance
Well I must admit, I was fooled by one
Of you guys here, you know how who are and I’ll just leave it at at. I will be more mindful this time as I give seeking arrangements another chance because I’m really in a desperate situation right now. Some of you have offered to help before but would leave me on read afterwards.. I’m not asking for your sympathy and for you men who aren’t open to help me so I can get the groceries and things for my daughter that I need. If you don’t want to help just be honest with me. If you’re only wanting to help me if I fly out to you or something of that nature then just don’t bother. I’m a mom. A single mom of a 6 month year old. I can’t just pick up my life and fly out to another state at the blink of a eye. Like you men aren’t even reasonable at all. You want things that are pretty impossible for the circumstances I’m in at the moment. I’m having to find out a way to provide for me and my little girl because her father doesn’t help at all, He was very abusive and me living him was the smartest thing I could do for me and Izzy. He took
Care of things financially so with us not being together anymore I’m having to balance everything alone, I don’t even know how I’m going to
Get my daughter diapers or wipes. Formula is so expensive.. everything has just been stressing me out but I’m trying and I’m fighting everyday to be better for my daughter because I’m
All she has. Well also my aunt but I’ve honestly gotten to a point where I feel
Awful asking her for things now because she’s also going through a lot. My parents have spoken to me since the day I told them I was pregnant. They didn’t approve of my boyfriend at the time so, after revealing to them that I was having a baby by him was the icing on the cake I guess you can say.. like I said im not asking for your sympathy. You don’t have to be a jerk to me or say mean things to me because I don’t want me meet and have sex with you.. I know that’s what a lot of you men are “seeking” here but that’s just not me as a woman. Or a mom. Yes the help that you may be offering would be nice but I
Literally have nothing in my house today.. and it takes time to get to know someone that I want to be with physically so I don’t think we could possibly come
Up with the physical arrangement you’re wanting in the time frame of me and my baby being in a even worse situation.

What a minefield!  Every sentence is a reason to walk, no RUN away.  Usually you can only find something this depressing in a craigslist personal ad.  

 
But being who I am, I find myself wondering if her profile isn't even worse than presented.  Notice that she says "Izzy is my "daughter","  with "daughter" in quotes.  I can almost see her doing air quotes when she typed that.  So what does that mean?  Well just imagine if "daughter" means Izzy is actually a Chihuahua she keeps in her purse, Paris Hilton style?  

 
GaGa I agree this may be the worst profile ever... but I have no doubt it wont be long before we see one even more sad than this.  

 
Life is good

 
The Cat

At least I hope she felt a little better after writing that.

 
What's really sad is that some really sad guy is going to go see her based on this.

 
That's what mental hospitals are for, I guess.

I was under the impression she didn't want to see anyone, she just wants them to send money.

not too long ago.  So re-reading it here again was no surprise, but certainly as depressing as the first time. There are people out there who simply have zero life skills.  I mean this woman does not know how to live, so she makes bad decisions, one after another.  I seriously doubt there's any help for her, and of course, her daughter is off to a dreadful start in life.  Idk though, maybe some guy will be moved by her tale of woe and send her a few $.  

I can't believe both Herb and Sweetman fell for your fake profile!! 🤣🤣🤣

I've seen some train wrecks but this one is definitely at the top of the list.

If I'm gonna get punked, it might as well be by the best.  

 
Now if you will excuse me, I need to go pick up a pre-paid debit card for Izzy... :p  

 
Life is good

 
The Cat

No, the profile is a real one and to tell the truth the whack job in question is actually kind of cute, or at least she is in the pics that don't show her in all her pregnant glory, but NO ONE is cute enough to sign up for that kind of drama.

Honestly, there are enough profiles like this (although this probably IS the worst) around that it's easy to accept as real.  

 
It just boggles my mind WHY even a depressed, life-time loser would think this text will attract some guy who will drop cash on her for any reason.  I do wonder if this is a new (and not likely to be successful) scammer ploy: Just be so pathetic that some loser will think he's got an easy score... then drain his wallet while falsely promising to drain his balls "soon."  

 
Either way, I'm happy I have a full roster and will be enjoying tasty treats tomorrow, and Thursday, and Saturday, and... well you get the idea.  

 
Life is good

 
The Cat

You noticed that I spent about 2 seconds calling you out.  I am sure you know I was just busting your balls as well as Herbs and Sweetman's. LOL

I bet you it took me at least 20 seconds, so you owe me 18 seconds of my life that I won't get back. lol

With all the pussy you get, you need the 18 seconds to clear your head. 🙄

It was horrible until I saw "daughter" in quotation marks. I have no idea what she means by that, but it suggest a whole new universe of unpleasant drama.  

One thing that I liked about older (24+) gals on SA was that they were mostly experienced, employed, and drama free. Not with her I guess.

I hate to admit that lately at least I have been getting laid LESS than once a day, and I haven't had a "fuck-fest" where I go see a dozen different women over the course of a long weekend in what seems like years.

 
So, I bet I can clear my head in a fraction of the time that it used to take. lol

 
And you should be thanking me for NOT sharing all those pics of her with her protuding belly that she posted that must have been taken when she was 26 1/2 weeks pregnant.  I could have sold out of my stock of "eye bleach" in a single day. lol

My horrifying profile:

Needs to be pampered and spoiled!

About Me
I am a single mother of 2 im taking social distancing a little more serious as my daughter has some issues that make getting sick a bigger issue. Id love to get to know a great guy and meet up for coffee

Seeking
Active lifestyle
Flexible schedule
Long-term
Luxury lifestyle
Travel to you

This isn't something i would normally consider but i am in survival mode as a single mother with no help. I am having a extremely hard time right now getting by my account is in the negative and getting groceries is a struggle . I would love to meet someone who is kind I believe we are all one person away from our lives changing. I would love to meet somebody fun caring and genuine. I do take this lockdown serious having kids. But both my girls birthdays are this month and im not able to provide them with a birthday this year. So i figured id try my luck on here since i had luck years and years ago haha.

 
Okay if you are taking social distancing more serious how can you then say in the next sentence you want to meet up for coffee. ????

The sob story is your basic "feel bad for me" scam.

About Me
A mixture of a determined, courageous, adventurous woman, with a girl who is sometimes needy, affectionate, sweet ...
 Sometimes this, sometimes that!
 A little possessive, maybe, because I like having the people I love close to me ...
 Outgoing, playful ...
 Serious, focused ...
 Depends on the time!
 When I wake up I'm happy to be able to see the sun,
 At night I'm happy to see the moon
 (Liking the sky is your fault! S2)
 I like the rain
 Whether in reverse or summer
 With sun or thunder
 Some people think I'm more night than day
 But why choose only one
 Since time is so short
 I enjoy?!
 Short for those who do not know how to live it!
 Each moment is unique and I seek to make the most of it!
 I have done many things, many people I have known, in many places I have
 But I say, there are people I will never forget!
 Be your childhood friend, classmates, co-workers, club buddies, romances ...
 I can never forget the family and God who will always be with me ...
 Everything is part of me!
 Of all the moments I spent,
 The ones I remember most are the good ones
 So I thank everyone who did, do and will be part of me!
 I am that !!!
 I am what each one left of themselves to me ...
 
 I'm Brazilian, I LIKE TO LAUGH, PLAY, TALK, WATCH MOVIE. I AM A VERY JOYFUL AND CAREFUL GIRL, AN ETERNAL DREAMER🇧🇷🇺🇸♈
Seeking
Active lifestyle
Friends with benefits
Investor
Life of leisure
Long-term
Open relationship
Travel to you
I look for someone special, caring and generous to have a connection where one helps the other

Had to add this one to the list fellas. I know the dealerships are closed so make sure you pick ker up a Range Rover tomorrow when they open again...My spidery senses tell me possible GPS???

About Me
cheerleader; college girl brat well maintained (nails, lashes etc) petite, blonde waiting for the right one to come take care of me
Seeking
Discretion
Fine dining
Flexible schedule
Luxury lifestyle
Mentorship
No strings attached
Open relationship

Don’t message me if you aren’t ready to make these moves now. Don’t message me unless a new car like a Range Rover, Escalade, something along those lines isn’t apart of the plan. ✌🏼  
 
 No traveling

I'm sure that a Range Rover is "apart" from your plans. :p  

 
Life is good.  

The Cat

This one is at once vague and far too specific at the same time.  Plus I get the idea she's cut and pasted much of it from someone's profile on FetLife.  By the way, she's 20 and says she's overweight.  Typo's and grammar issues are all her work:  

 
Tag Line:  
Polyanderous Princess

About Me

 
Im very open minded,honest, respectful, and loving. I enjoy intimacy with the right loving and communicative partners.I am Polyanderous that means I desire multiple (male)possible female partners and I desire their loyalty and commitment to me. In return I remain loyal to them. I have plans and goals and in order to meet those goals I need the right people surrounding me and encouraging me.

 
I am willing to communicate,listen, and adapt in order to make the relationship work for the long term. I want to get to know my partners on an intimate and personal level. To see into their heart and soul.

 
I am a switch with dominant tendencies but I can be submissive if and only if, i can learn to trust the person and if they are what im looking for.

 
Seeking
Emotional connection
Fine dining
Flexible schedule
Long-term
Mentorship
Non-monogamous
All ethnicities

 
I am open to meeting all kinds of ppl on this platform. I am open to the following:

 

Men:
That are married and want discretion from a sugar baby or (baby girl sub)
That want a long term sugar baby or baby girl submissive.
That are Daddy Dom's at the core and want to support, care, nurture, and love, their baby girl.
((Submissive men that desire a mistress or Mommy, or a Polyanderous lifestyle and will be apart of my Female led Harem ))
Platonic relationships with men (play partner) (an agreement must be made)

 
Women:
other sugar babies as play mates or best friends.(need more girlfriends that are like minded)
Mommy Dommes's or Mistresses that love to spoil and go out.
for long term loving relationship
for experimentation (play partner)
transgender or CD:
lets go shopping!
Lets be besties
lets talk kink and maybe something more.

 

Life is good

 
The Cat

Oh, shit.  What does this girl think?  I read about half and got tired. That’s like reading “War and Peace....without reason or purpose”.  No honey no money.

Just gonna past it here. Typo's belong to the POT:  

 
Looking For
Men / Women - (ages 34 - 60+)
Ethnicity - White / Caucasian
Children - 1
Education - Some College
Smokes - Non Smoker
Body Type - Curvy
Occupation Industry -
Drinks- Social Drinker
Height - 5'6"
Relationship - Married But Looking

 

About Me
I’m 26 years old I am a mom to a 3 year old boy so If you don’t like kids sorry but I’m not the one I love photography, I love animals, I love nature, I love the beach it’s my zen place , I love sushi , I love wine , I love the color pink and anything sparkly I am goofy fun loving sweet and know how to have a good time .. I am pretty bad at this whole thing so if you want to know more about me just shoot me a message and let’s chat 😃 xoxo

Seeking
Emotional connection
Fine dining
Flexible schedule
Friends with benefits
Investor
Long-term
Mentorship

 

First off you don’t have my permission to use my page for any reason at all ..
Second if your a fake or scammer please just go burn in hell I can spot you right away so don’t even try ..
I’m looking for someone who is smart , funny , good sense of humor, has a serious side but also knows how to be goofy , kind hearted , loving , and knows how to treat a woman.. I can’t remember the last time I was treated like a princess .. My life is a total mess right now and I am hoping to find someone who understands my situation and wants to be there for me no matter what the circumstances are I am with my son 24/7 atleast for now until I am able to get on my own two feet and get my own place away from my sons father that way we can share 50/50 custody right now I’m barley working and every penny I have goes to my son and I haven’t been able to put money aside to save but as soon as all that happens I’ll have more free time and be able to go on dates and whatever else until then it will be hard for me to get away not impossible though just would be harder to get away .. ok so if that didn’t scare you away and you still want to get to know me more and be a part of my life then by all means message me so we can get this started .. Ill be waiting for my knight in shining armor to rescue me from this hell im living in .. xoxo I look forward to hearing from you 💕

 

Life is good (at least for me. For here, not so much.)

 
The Cat

There's so much wrong with this profile I don't even know where to start. Not that you need any help seeing how bad this is. Just one observation:  Who does she think is going to find her attractive?  I know some people mess up their lives and lok for a sugar daddy to rescue them and make it all better.  As if!  But at least why not talk about how much she's going to do for this knight in shining armor, give a POT SD some sort of incentive to help her?

At least she likes barley!