The Erotic Highway

Body type
GaGambler 745 reads
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1 / 7

I just had a POT SB who I was checking out her profile this morning reach out to me and give me access to her private pics. She did this completely unsolicited as I was just trolling profiles in my general area to scope out any new talent.

 
Her public pics were kind of hot, especially her glam shots of her face, but then I went back and looked at her "private pics" and what a fucking pig she turned out to be. It makes me wonder, just like with hookers who are members of the OTHFBC, do these pigs have any idea how disgusting their rolls of fat are to guys with standards. Some women really look MUCH better with their clothes on than off.  

 
I suppose I should thank her for scaring me off right away rather than making me find out the hard ward how repulsive she really is. I think both guys and girls alike should follow one simple rule in posting ab pics. If you have a "six pack" flaunt it. If you have a "keg" for fucks sake, cover that shit up. lmao

 
Now excuse me while I go wash my eyes out with bleach. Honestly this woman looked like a $40 BP ho. Now where's that eye bleach? lol

cageyboy 25 Reviews 95 reads
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2 / 7

...Goomba. A glass of Metamucil might help to clear out your constipation. Lord knows your are completely full of it...

sympathyforthedevil 57 Reviews 106 reads
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3 / 7

Not me. I've noticed a ton of ladies with 1 pic. Face closeup.  Gee. I wonder why.

PolePosition 82 reads
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4 / 7

how did she list her: "Body Type?"

And, could someone explain to me the difference between: athletic---average---curvy??

GaGambler 101 reads
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5 / 7

and if she meant either Bulgarian weight lifter or professional Big Mac eater I suppose she'd qualify. lol

 
Cynics believe  

Athletic = fat
Average = fat
Curvy = fat.  

On my own cynical days I tend to agree with that assessment.

easternpacific 82 reads
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6 / 7

In the SB universe

athletic---Alex Morgan --------> Rosie O'donnell
average---Lena Dunham ---->Rebel Wilson
curvy---Wonder Woman --->Kirstie Alley

bassrat51 5 Reviews 85 reads
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7 / 7

All I could imagine is Joe Piscapoe as the female Eastern German shot putter from the old Miller Lite commercials when you said Bulgarian weight lifter.

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