The Erotic Highway
Back in another lifetime...
The Cat 
...I was a certified English teacher and taught effective writing skills to high school kids. I hardly know where to start with this rambling, poorly written, worse edited, profile. It's so bad! And it's indicative of an unfocussed, careless mind. I always told my students that if you can't write, you can't think.
Her Tagline: Australia Region & America
This is enough to make her an automatic pass.. But she viewed me 2 days ago, so I took a look:
It's a total train wreck and makes me wonder if she's a descendant of Norm Crosby (if you're under 40, you'll need to search YouTube for him to find out...):
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About Me:
😇 Well here is the honesty and genuinisty that I can not help about myself🌹😊. Firstly, I would like to say why!; I decided to use Seeking Rather then a dating website or Social Media Platforms. So, here it goes, just like yourselves I like to hold a certain Calibre of what I am looking for!.
In this being said, it sums and varies in a diverse range from physical, emotional, financial as well as characteristics. I am not interested if these aspects do not hold of any value to yourself. - One night stands etc. I would prefer a long term arrangement with someone who holds the above key components that are ever so important. Time and energy is everyone's importance in life and being on this universe. So it is okay if this does not suit what you are looking for!.
Though, to the ones that are reading at this point, congratulations and a big Hello ❤️🌹😘. My name is Marnie, I am educated, well spoken, healthy and highly determined, ambitious young lady. I'm looking for like-minded male or females who this resignates with. What is important amongst all of the above is an emotional aspect, I'm not here to be an Escort!. I am here to connect with someone who wants to continue to motivate, drive, conquer and empower each other to be our very best!. Someone who can also mentor and be a provider to conquer each other's goals and desires. - Helping each other!. Perhaps, it's you plus the added bonus that you are a few steps a head of my journey in life and has the ability to offer stability.
-This is why Seeking is more aligned then dating websites or social media platforms as I do not wish to associate myself with Negative people who aren't like-minded. I understand how it is to work hard and play harder are you the one who can provide these opportunities!?.
💖😇Please do not be affraid to message me. I am not stuck up and have a down to earth personality. It is important for both to be clear on desires. So do not think for a minute that my detailed profile enfuses being stuck up! this is not the case ( This is to ensure Honesty and provide Transparency).
Secondly, Yes I have a lot more photos to share, just not willing to place to many publicly. just ask 😇💞💋.
America Or Australia Regions thank you! ...
In return of all of the above things is someone who is 100 percent dedicated to Please, Have Fun, Make memories, Travel and make you feel like the King or Queen you should feel!!!!! I just can show you it in other ways that you can show me 😊😇😉💋. This would be suited for someone who is missing natural human needs!!!! we are all human right ! and amazing that Seeking provides ways to suit all and benefit one another! xoxo
Do not be afraid of your Age! The biggest thing my friends ask me is what is the most important thing! In short, from all the above things nothing is more Sexier then someone who has been so Determined Worked Hard and is successful! Now that is HOT to me.
Be adventurous, willing and able I'm open, diverse, non judgemental, caring, healthy. Are you the one who has nothing stopping you Back!!!!! Because I don't I'm open to many possibilities. Fun times and memories Happiness is everything.
Yes these are my photos - I am more then willing to do Facetime. Just a reminder guys that I have 2 locations. I am Australian however, my secondary is America. Marnie xox ♥️
Seeking:
Attentive
Emotional connection
Luxury lifestyle
Travel to you
Travel with you
Vacations
All ethnicities
Please read all in the above section. As, I'm happy to discuss more about myself and my personality. This should be fun! no negative people.
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Don't know if this is actually worse than GaGa's submission for worst profile ever, but it's definitely a contender for the Least Effective Profiles Hall of Shame.
Life is good
The Cat
...I was a certified English teacher and taught effective writing skills to high school kids. I hardly know where to start with this rambling, poorly written, worse edited, profile. It's so bad! And it's indicative of an unfocussed, careless mind. I always told my students that if you can't write, you can't think.
They both make me want to run as fast as possible in the other direction, but mine would make me run in fear, while I will be LMAO at yours while I am running from her. lol
I wonder if she really wrote this or if her cat was just walking all over her keyboard hitting keys at random? rofl
Now if I were a former English teacher like SM, my head would probably be exploding right about now, can you imagine even trying to translate that mishmash of text into anything remotely intelligible?
Since one of her locations is "America" you're going to have to run pretty far to get away.
And consider that for as much as half of your run, you could be getting CLOSER to her! :LOL
Life is good
The Cat
Favorite line of the whole profile...”I’m educated and well spoken”. All kidding aside. I know I most definitely appreciate an honest and genuinisty lady. And I definitely feel I’m the one who has nothing stopping me back...From our prior train wreck profiles post, once again proving my point of stop trying so hard and just be yourself.
It reminds me of the book "50 Shades of Grey". A female acquaintance recommended that I read it. I couldn't finish that book. It is so poorly written, I couldn't believe it was a bestseller. I heard there's a lot of sex in the book, but I didn't make it that far. Unreadable.
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