The Erotic Highway

another laugh...
herbtcat 6 Reviews 595 reads
posted
1 / 12

She's 19, Asian, 0 kids, Slim, 5'6", Student looking for "High".  One face pic, pretty cute. But no other pics. Member since 10/17. Here's her "What I'm Looking For" section:  
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What I'm Looking For

Luxury lifestyle

I am a top­ of the li­ne, high e­nd sugar b­aby, I hav­e worked f­or famous ­rich peopl­e before s­o my expectation fro­m you is h­igh I get ­paid highl­y due to t­he high qu­ality I pu­t to build­ the relat­ionship I want someo­ne who can­ pay me won­th cause I­’m worth i­t you can’­t afford m­e we can negotiate f­or a lower­ price. I ­want someo­ne who can­ treat my ­like royal­ty and buy­ me expens­ive watche­s like Rol­ex and lux­ury items ­from Louis­ Vuitton, ­Gucci, Versace, Fend­i, Chanel,­ Hermés an­d many mor­e. I am a ­very uniqu­e sugar ba­by and is ­a excellen­t companio­n.
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Unfortunately for her, I am out of Rolex watch budget. :p

Glascock69 8 Reviews 59 reads
posted
2 / 12

Here's another high-class gem from San Diego: "I need you to put me threw Law School"
Let's start over from kindergarten, okay honey?

herbtcat 6 Reviews 56 reads
posted
3 / 12

LOL!  
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I like to think the rash of terrible grammar and spelling errors are just the result of voice dictation into mobile phones and a lack of proof reading (pruf reeding?) skills.  But then I have a meet & greet... and I just sigh.  
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Fortunately, I soon realize that perky nips and a nice ass excuses lousy writing skills!

Glascock69 8 Reviews 62 reads
posted
4 / 12

Actually, many of them have never learned to spell, which is okay with me until they feign some esoteric level of sophistication at which point irony transcends pert nipples.
Another favourite category are the well-trained 'Tantrikas' the bulk of whose 'education' was conducted with their legs in the air.

mrfisher 115 Reviews 72 reads
posted
5 / 12

On what, I don't know exactly.

Pirate2008 8 Reviews 41 reads
posted
6 / 12

I read a profile a couple of weeks ago where she claimed that she has agoraphobia and can’t leave her house. She takes all of her classes online. I guess that means she hosts lol.

GaGambler 74 reads
posted
7 / 12

Ok, I've got another POT SB with delusions of grandeur. She claims to be a sommelier and when I asked her what kind of wines she liked she responded that she liked medium bodied red wines like a Pinot Grigio. lol

herbtcat 6 Reviews 71 reads
posted
8 / 12

LOL!
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Well, medium bodied whites is a little outside my sweet spot for SB's. I like 'em on the skinnier side.  
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Plus unlike most red wines, SB's generally do not get better with age.  
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-Edited for a clarity.

-- Modified on 12/31/2017 3:46:57 PM

herbtcat 6 Reviews 48 reads
posted
9 / 12

Possible Unicorn?  
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You will never have to pay for 1st class airfare for her! Or a car payment, car insurance, Uber or gas.

PolePosition 69 reads
posted
10 / 12

Saw this in some obscure wine tasting forum:
There are some people who go to wine tastings and will spit out that delicious wine after swishing it around their mouth. Others will love and relish every drop and insist on swallowing. Oral sex is exactly the same way

sympathyforthedevil 57 Reviews 46 reads
posted
12 / 12

At least you already know she is BSC. Wait. They all are. Lol

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