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GeneralHooker 88 reads
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Jack_Schitt1009 reads

I'm game. is she? what would the over and under look like? or the "spread"? who would be willing to pony up an ante for a date between the two of us? what if she's chickenshit? would the match consist of gloves or multiple condoms? can she fuck the pleasant disposition out of me? thoughts?

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GaGamblerssmarterbrother113 reads

The "smart" money has literbike winning by knockout in the first round.

If you are talking about a fuckfest, the match is "off the board" the only way literbike would fuck Jack_Schitt is if he snuck up on her and took her cave man style after hitting her over the head.

and FWIW, you have no "pleasant disposition" to be fucked out of. ROFL

Nice try though, asking for some dumbass to pay for you to get laid. Now of course if it's to see you get your ass whipped, I can think of a dozen fat broads and manginas that would be more than willing to chip in to see that. Sorry, but as amusing as it sounds, can't me out as far as a donation goes. lol

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Little Phil120 reads

Are you saying that if I was a big enough asshole, people would pay me to have sex with a provider?  Do you need a commission to get that set up for me?  How big an asshole do I need to be?  I can make ole Jack look like a puddy tat if it'll get me laid.

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scoed70 reads

As I don't think there are very many ladies willing to bed Jack as it is and I doubt literbike would have sex with him no matter how much we offer her. If you started to make "ole Jack look like a puddy tat" no lady would touch you ether.

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Little Phil67 reads

I could be the meanest, nastiest, Jack Schittiest guy here and somebody would still fuck me.  It's a byproduct of being so fucking wonderful, not to mention having the cash.

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scoed61 reads

If you had enough cash even if you out Jack Schitt, Jack Schitt someone would still fuck you for it. But the selection would go down and the price would likely go up as no one likes to be treated with disrespect. And if you are mean and Jack Schitt like to the ladies, they would likely treat you the same in return even if they fuck you for said cash. So no I would not take that bet but you would likely regret making it more I would even though you would likely win the bet.

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mrfisher76 reads

as a new reality show next season.

Keep an eye on your mailbox for details.

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followme84 reads

It will be over in under 30 seconds and you will have tire tread marks of an "S1000 RR" all over your face and head. (which she might do for free)

The spread...The lady has way too much class to spread her legs for you no matter how much money is involved.

As for comdoms, perhaps you should wear a full body condom......since you act like one you should dress like one.


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ManFollowmeGina51 reads

For this, you should get an award.

Saying that she has "class" (I LOL as I write this) is like saying MP has restraint.
Just ain't part of the equation.

She ain't special. She gives up the gash for cash. Color it any way you want, but that's the bottom line. Hooker and class are an oxymoron, but there's lots of morons who want to make it something else.

Go for it Jack. But pay your own way! ROFL

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HalfHour55 reads

When I suggested the meeting with literbike, it was not a grudgematch!  I was suggesting an actual multi-hour session, where each participant went in with the idea of doing their part and then reported back the results for all to compare

Now a grudgematch? That is a whole different matter. That would need to be a bout with two equally matched contenders.

literbike is out! She in not up to —- let me rephrase that -- down to that level to make an good sporting match.

So the bill has been revised.

Ladies and Gentlemen! It's The Main Event!

The Undisputed Championship Title Bout!

 Jack_Schitt vs. Macdaddy318  

:) Can someone get MD back to the board?

HalfHour


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Crazy Diamond51 reads

Better have several buckets of popcorn!

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Alborada_Dell_Gracioso45 reads

I was wondering if anyone else would come up with it.

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