I would immediately get a chatty, chubby, so so, golddigging sugar baby. Here's why. :D

If I had unlimited funds,  I'd buy a basketball team and have a few girls move in with me.  

Threesome every night.  

A double BJ every night Then cuddle with the two of them side by side next to me. Wake up to a double BJ,  in fact I'd want that to be my daily alarm clock and patent the idea as the "  BJ alarm".  I'll even make clones of the girls using my 3D printer and sell carbon copies of them along with the BJ alarm.  

Eventually,  I'd want to add maybe one or two more girls into the mix,  but the main girl should have some say in who the third girl is cuz I'd want them to have some chemistry too.  

So a foursome  or five some every night.  Wake up to a quadruple BJ every morning.  Then I'll patent this as the "quad BJ alarm",  sell carbon copies of the girls too.  

Then I'll tell one of the girls to stop hanging out with black people.  
She'll then bring me enormous publicity so that I can sell my basketball team for 100 or more than what I bought it for. As a gift and gesture of appreciation for the free publicity,  I'd give her a generous gift of 2million.

Great business model,  no

I would see a provider every 4 hours assuming I could find an excuse to get away

I'd ditch the wife and hire 7 courtesans, one for each day of the week.  Morning, noon, night, 3 x a day.

Had a good Vegas trip. Didn't much of the funds there. Have been back for a month and been doing 1 a week and now I'm bored. And I only have 2 weeks to play before a long break.

but fiscal realities are cutting me down to about twice a month, and I should probably slow down a bit more than that even.

In terms of desire and physical stamina, I could have done a daily dabble up to about age 40; but decline sets in around then despite intervening with exercise and nutrition.  So, once a week is about my speed had I the resources.

By the way, do you suppose this song is about that subject?

Not sure I could predict that...

in advance or set on a "number". One week I'm a horndog and might want it daily, other weeks it might be 2 or 3 times. So I guess the answer is: "Whenever I want".

I mean, shit, you could pay the Japanese to make you the greatest sex robot ever, then take it to your private island. Go big or go home, I always say.

Unlimited funds, why not? Even if I was all sexed out, I don't think I'd ever not be in the mood to cuddle or something like that. I'd take Friday off, other than that give me 6 days a week, at least three hours a day.