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Calories in Sperm
swingsbothways 1271 reads
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I was logging my info into a weight-loss app today and it made me wonder how many calories are in sperm.  A quick google search provided this interesting information:

Most men ejaculate 1 teaspoon ( younger men have more)
There are 5 to 7 calories per teaspoon
Ejaculate contains:
200-500 million sperm
Fructose Sugar
Water
Ascorbic Acid (vitamin c)
Citric acid
Enzymes
Protein
Phosphate and bicarnate buffers
Zinc

No word on what gives it that salty taste.  But apparently you would have to drink GALLONS before it becomes a protein substitute.

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macdaddy1944329 reads

she said mine tasted like last night's tacos..so i guess you are what you eat..

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Posted By: swingsbothways
I was logging my info into a weight-loss app today and it made me wonder how many calories are in sperm.  A quick google search provided this interesting information:

Most men ejaculate 1 teaspoon ( younger men have more)
There are 5 to 7 calories per teaspoon
Ejaculate contains:
200-500 million sperm
Fructose Sugar
Water
Ascorbic Acid (vitamin c)
Citric acid
Enzymes
Protein
Phosphate and bicarnate buffers
Zinc

No word on what gives it that salty taste.  But apparently you would have to drink GALLONS before it becomes a protein substitute.  

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macdaddy1944254 reads

i love the Atkins Advantage..has to taste better than a Smores bar..more like a Creamy Vanilla Shake..i know you love those..

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DateJessicaK209 reads

Pineapple juice make semen taste good

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London Rayne201 reads

It has never tasted good to me, and never will. I don't care if the guy ingests nothing but chocolate and peanut butter, and shoves a pineapple up his ass...it still tastes like BLUCK!

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MagicMedic195 reads

I know I heard you the first 2 dozen times, lol

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attihdye207 reads

Talk about Chunky Monkey!!!

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macdaddy1944183 reads

i hear Ben does Jerry in the Chocolate Factory..

Posted By: KingBuffet
Talk about Chunky Monkey!!!

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oralconniseur272 reads

pineapple juice it make mine taste sweet.

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JustGopherIt253 reads

That pineapple juice can make it taste better for many.

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