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swingsbothways 1273 reads
posted
1 / 17

I was logging my info into a weight-loss app today and it made me wonder how many calories are in sperm.  A quick google search provided this interesting information:

Most men ejaculate 1 teaspoon ( younger men have more)
There are 5 to 7 calories per teaspoon
Ejaculate contains:
200-500 million sperm
Fructose Sugar
Water
Ascorbic Acid (vitamin c)
Citric acid
Enzymes
Protein
Phosphate and bicarnate buffers
Zinc

No word on what gives it that salty taste.  But apparently you would have to drink GALLONS before it becomes a protein substitute.

SinCitySinner 67 Reviews 313 reads
posted
2 / 17
macdaddy1944 51 Reviews 329 reads
posted
3 / 17

she said mine tasted like last night's tacos..so i guess you are what you eat..

Posted By: CurlyW - Nats Fan


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London Rayne See my TER Reviews 267 reads
posted
5 / 17

Posted By: swingsbothways
I was logging my info into a weight-loss app today and it made me wonder how many calories are in sperm.  A quick google search provided this interesting information:

Most men ejaculate 1 teaspoon ( younger men have more)
There are 5 to 7 calories per teaspoon
Ejaculate contains:
200-500 million sperm
Fructose Sugar
Water
Ascorbic Acid (vitamin c)
Citric acid
Enzymes
Protein
Phosphate and bicarnate buffers
Zinc

No word on what gives it that salty taste.  But apparently you would have to drink GALLONS before it becomes a protein substitute.  

macdaddy1944 51 Reviews 254 reads
posted
6 / 17

i love the Atkins Advantage..has to taste better than a Smores bar..more like a Creamy Vanilla Shake..i know you love those..

attihdye 1 Reviews 207 reads
posted
9 / 17
macdaddy1944 51 Reviews 183 reads
posted
10 / 17

i hear Ben does Jerry in the Chocolate Factory..

Posted By: KingBuffet
Talk about Chunky Monkey!!!

oralconniseur 10 Reviews 272 reads
posted
11 / 17

pineapple juice it make mine taste sweet.

DateJessicaK See my TER Reviews 209 reads
posted
12 / 17

Pineapple juice make semen taste good

JustGopherIt 2 Reviews 253 reads
posted
13 / 17

That pineapple juice can make it taste better for many.

London Rayne See my TER Reviews 201 reads
posted
14 / 17

It has never tasted good to me, and never will. I don't care if the guy ingests nothing but chocolate and peanut butter, and shoves a pineapple up his ass...it still tastes like BLUCK!

saturnsky 209 reads
posted
15 / 17
MagicMedic 5 Reviews 195 reads
posted
16 / 17
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