Completely Off-Topic: Why Mother's Drink

Why Mother's Drink...

A Mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.  Then she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Mom'.
With the worst premonition she opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.

Dear Mom,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you.  I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.
But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older
than I am.  But it's not only the passion...Mom she's pregnant.  Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has
a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone.  We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy.  In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better.  She deserves it.  Don't worry Mom.  I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself.  Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so
that you can get to know your grandchildren.

Love,
Your Son, Jon

P.S. Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report
card that's in my center desk drawer.  I love you.  Call me when it's safe to come home.

it would be nice if I did not have to worry about him... he will go over to his girl friend's house... for a sleep over... oh, and not to worry as she lets this happen all the time with another male friend - but he is gay.... so it's not a problem....

I look at him and say "and this is to comfort me?!""" Bwahahaha!!!

Then there was the day he tells me "Oh, Dad, I paid for my ticket to the dance..."   I ask "so how did you get the money?"  answer "i find it!"    and I wonder why I never have money in my wallet....

yea.... happens...

Too funny - I had a GF once who had no income but I'd come home and she'd have a $100.  "I found it."

Then I learned how she found it...

And here I am...

Giggle,
TS Jamie

I have no kids and would like to think I'd be a cool mom one day, but in all likelihood, I will be a strict mom bc I've done more crazy shit than the child will be able to imagine. lol.

Katie