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mrfisher 115 Reviews 74 reads
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1 / 31
No one ever did give it a name, but one guy I know named his Punxsutawney Phil....

because it popped up only once a year.

theoldcavalier 2 Reviews 43 reads
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2 / 31
And then there was the guy who named his Bad Pun ...

... because every woman who saw it groaned.

micktoz 43 Reviews 36 reads
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3 / 31
I have multiple personalities in my head.

Adding another personality to my cock would just be more confusing.
So, I guess I call it "my cock".

Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 64 reads
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4 / 31
I nick name all of my clients' penises by the second date.

Johnson, Peter, schnizzle wizzle, bumpkin, etc etc etc

Breaking rules is great, but some don't get the joke and usually move on. Lol

Some penises get named "fattie", Mr Brat, and Ball Part Frank. (Aka Mr. Frankfurter.)

Yes I do fuck around and name em to see if the guy squirms lol. But it's usually random and us kidding around.  

Everybody calls my vagina "Veronica", and introduce themselves to Lucy & Loretta. (The twins.)

It's just for giggles though

Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 61 reads
posted
5 / 31
Oh. Also Bill or Benjamin.

Heh heh.

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PussyPump 40 reads
posted
6 / 31
Wee Willie


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coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 33 reads
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7 / 31
"Big Ed." -e-


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PussyPump 38 reads
posted
8 / 31
Re: "Big Ed." -e-

You do understand that with British-style humour, "Big Ed" will invariable be a small chap, while "Wee Willie" will be large...

justsauce16 4 Reviews 35 reads
posted
9 / 31
lil sauce, obviously.

But don't let his name fool you, I still use these monster condoms for my magnum dong.

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 36 reads
posted
10 / 31
Yeah, but in case . . . .

you didn't notice, this ain't Great Britain.  I played football (American contact football, not that sissy shit where its a penalty to clothesline a guy)  with a guy nick-named "Big Mac" and he was 330 pounds and 6-5.  So its a little different here.  

PussyPump 37 reads
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11 / 31
Re: Yeah, but in case . . . .

Just whose colonies are you? TER is international...

donbecker54 19 Reviews 29 reads
posted
12 / 31
My cocktail wiener...

at least until I can get revision surgery.

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 37 reads
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13 / 31
Yoi should study up . . .

In what happened here in the "colonies" between 1776 and 1789. Things changed while you were taking your nap.

keystonekid 114 Reviews 39 reads
posted
14 / 31
SO named Jr. "Herman". I have no idea why. eom


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vantheman666 11 Reviews 37 reads
posted
15 / 31
'Fraid not

I reserve pet names for my actual pets.

trex44 9 Reviews 37 reads
posted
16 / 31
Don't have a name...

...but if I did, I'm thinking Prince Everhard of the Netherlands

micktoz 43 Reviews 36 reads
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17 / 31
Hah, you yanks always need padding and helmets.

I played a real man's sport called rugby. Our big guy was named Brentos  and naming your cock was sissy stuff.

micktoz 43 Reviews 35 reads
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18 / 31
Re: "Big Ed."

On TER,  doesn't  "Ed"  stand for erectile disfunction?

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 35 reads
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19 / 31
Oh yeah! You can . . .

Yank my doodle, it's a dandy. Lol

Actually, I am a huge rugby fan, and don't tell anyone, but I pay an extra $10 a month to my cable company to get the BBC cricket channel.   Still learning the game, but a lot more action than American baseball, which puts me to sleep.  

micktoz 43 Reviews 39 reads
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20 / 31
Shit, watching cricket is like watching paint dry. EOM


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Crazy Diamond 12 Reviews 36 reads
posted
21 / 31
Richard...(eom)


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SweetMarissaK See my TER Reviews 42 reads
posted
22 / 31
I named a guys "Bill" once because I swear my body felt like jello afterwards,lol.


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dallas4u1969 See my TER Reviews 36 reads
posted
23 / 31
well

I get call Harley by most people

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coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 33 reads
posted
24 / 31
Re: "Big Ed."

I just changed it to Big Dave.  Lol

ElTorro 15 Reviews 35 reads
posted
25 / 31
They don't call me El Toro for nothing (e)


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impposter 49 Reviews 41 reads
posted
26 / 31
You've got me thinking

No nicknames, but you've got me thinking. ....
Anaconda
Python  
Basilisk
Slytherin
Titanic
Third Leg
Tube Steak

PussyPump 33 reads
posted
27 / 31
Official Names...

You folks might be interested in the following British Official positions (officials):
- Black Rod
- Gold Stick
- Silver Stick

PussyPump 37 reads
posted
28 / 31
We Won Round Two . . .

I seem to recall that the rebel colonies got whupped in round two, in 1812. Please don't make us have to burn Washington again.... :)

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 33 reads
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29 / 31
Really, and exactly . . . .

what real estate did you possess after that war?  By the time 1814 came around, you guys were out of steam and having your arses handed to you.  Hope when it comes to hobbying, you learned how to pace yourselves and save something for  round two.  1812 was like blowing your wad in the shower before you ever got to the bed.  Lol

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 39 reads
posted
30 / 31
Thanks for clarifying . . . .

I thought it was because of all the BS.   Lol

scb19 10 Reviews 37 reads
posted
31 / 31
Senior (pronounced Senyor) Felize

nm

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