False advertising really ticks me off, when I go see a provider and she's (clearly) not the same girl in the picture I usually take my leave. Ok so sometimes the picture is fake but a close fascimile, but come on how many times has the later happened?
So my question to you guys is. have you ever walked away from a provider when you or she shows up and it's not her? (I'm not talking about a hot picture replaced with a hot chick, of course you would stay, but I'm talking about a switch that isn't even close) or am i just a prick?

but you have good cause to walk away.  If the picture, or attitude, doesn't match what was supposed to be there, I'm gone.  But, then, I know I'm a prick.

False advertising just pisses me off.  That's almost as bad as the guys who complain about it later.  You would think their feet don't work when they have a hardon.  Learn to minimize the limp and get the hell out of there!!!!!

I've never had to walk away. The only 2 times this happened to me, luckily, the women looked very good.

It does make me leary about the whole situation when the woman that shows, is not the woman in the picture. A bait and switch that is not neccesary.

I hired a woman in Key West...she wasn't what the guy over the phone told me.
I requested a big boobed red head. I got a flat chested spanish with dyed blond hair!! And very hairy..I mean eye brows, legs, ewww even her crotch.

I made the best of it! Closed my eyes and let her give me oral.


LMAO Oh well if I didn't hire her, I would have never been in the busiess. (I thought at that time, if she makes it..I can do it in Philly.)

Shaye

What really makes me mad is that well known providers do this as well.  I get mad when a provider shows up and the pictures on her site our old and don't show what the person presently looks like and she's older than represented.

Then the age thang.  I know that women hate to talk about their age...but when posting your age be realistic.  I know of a provider that I saw 15 years ago that says she's 28.  While some women can pass as 28, she doesn't.  She's really in her early 40's.

I think that when people don't post accurate pictures, when they lie about their age, or pretend to be something they're not...it's a recipe for disaster.  It should be WYSIWYG (What You See Is What You Get)

If I schedule a provider and she shows up and isn't what she represented herself as being.  I tell her that I'm disappointed and usually ask her to leave.  I don't look at it as me being a prick because if they were as they had represented themselves as being I would have no issues as that's what I had wanted to start with.

Just my .02

My first experience with a providor(if you can call it that)was in vegas back in 1982. This was also the first time I had sex, which is why I went through with it when I should have passed. Oh the foolhardy days of my youth. The whole scheme was hatched one day when I  was at the public library. On a whim I picked up the Las Vegas Yellow pages, and turned to what else..Escorts. Remember this is a decade  before the Internet. I was amazed at all the ads. I had heard about the brothels in Nevada. I did not know prostitution is illegal in Clark County, I do now, I didn't then.

Anyway, not knowing any better, I "planned" a trip to vegas. I reserved a room at the Stardust (is it still there?), which was my first mistake.Being in the Auto Rental Business at the time, I arranged to fly in and drive back to LA. I got to vegas, got my car, and checked into my room. Now mind you I wanted to do some gambling as well. So, I lost some money, and then decided I was in the mood.  So I called the agency I had picked out of the yellow pages.

The agency sent some gorilla over to my room and collected the money. That should have tipped me off, but I was thinking with the wrong head. I asked for a good looking blond. what I got was something else. The girl they sent would have been right at home on Hollywood or Sepulveda Blvds. I should have passed, but of course I didn't. I took her back to my room expecting to make the best of this when low and behold she pulls that "tip" bs on me. Well, live and learn, she cleaned me out. I had just enough money left to put gas in the car for the trip home. I was so paranoid that I may have contracted an STD that I stopped off at the family Physician on the way home. I confided in him what I had done, which appeared to amuse him because he ended up giving me a monsterous penicillin shot.

A few years later I went on vacation to the Philipines. I should have walked away then also because I came home with a nasty case of gonorea.
I caught it again, a few years later from a local providor. I should have known something was up when she felt as hot as a blast furnace inside. Thank goodness I didn't daty that time.

Once, I called a providor who although she was attractive wasn't into her job. I 'm on top mish, pumping away, and she's laying there, blowing bubble gum and picking peeling skin off her stomach.

The one time I DID walk away, I answered an ad, and did the go to the corner of routine. I made it to the providors apartment. She and her partner opened the door. Both were very obese, and in Saharazade type harem outfits. I took one look, and decided that my money was better spent elswhere. live and learn right?

LOL ... hearing "war stories" like yours is why every now and then i get on my knees (figuratively) and thank the (mythic) creator that in all of 15+ years of hobbying (on/off) i never contracted any STDs


btw, i just LOVE the logical flow of this sentence in your post:

"I wanted to do some gambling as well. So, I lost some money, and then decided I was in the mood."

it's so freaking tautological, it's GOLDEN!  

 gambling = losing money

It happened to me 3 times, all in Vegas. I never turned them down. Shit !!! I F#@king kicked myself all 3 times. But if you ask me would it happen again? I'm still not sure. I got a dickhead down there.LOL

I'm always very clear up front about what I like and that I will not play if they try to bamboozle me. Only had one problem, which was detailed in an earlier thread.

HPG

I'm a soft one, I sent one away once, but gave her "cab fare", didn't come close to the picture. It wasn't her fault, as it was an add from a agency (before I knew about TER)

Read my reviews. I should have with Veronica, she was so ugly she had to sneak up on a glass of water. I went in and she offered me full service. I declined but I wished I had never been in the room with her. The place was a pig sty and she talked about her kids who would be coming home soon. I couldn't wait to get out of there. I don't know how I was able to pop with her.

Cergio

Nope -- neither of you are pricks.  You decided you didn't want to be scammed.  Good for you.

-Hoot.

Twice...I was misled both times, but I did reimburse them for transportation costs.....

I don't mind hair, but there is a difference of some (when it is trim around the entire pubic area) but not when there is sooo much hair she looks like Cousin It.

I have been with woman who are not shaved. Hair is sexy IF taken care of!! Not like a bush..ewwww


Shaye

Bald and smoooooooth!!!!