Turned this up on a NY lady's etiquette link, during a random search on the photo page:

"This is the page where I am supposed to admonish you not to pee in my shower or blow your nose in my towels, and spew a litany of rules and edicts for proper behavior that are usually about as insightful as proclaiming grass to be green. I’m always amused that the gals who boast that they only see upscale and refined gentleman, feel compelled to remind them to bathe.  I assume your mother taught you how to wash and the importance of good manners some time ago, and am not one to improve on a mother’s advice.

I do have one rule, however: Relax and have a great time."

 
MfSD>>>>

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I've put up an etiquette page, however, instead, I put blurbs of it throughout my site and advertising in such a way that someone who doesn't wash his ass is too intimidated to book.

I just can't do the whole "how to bathe, how to pay, how to act" thing to a grown man. I would hope like attracts like. And - as I say a lot on here, I am extremely fortunate that I don't come across some of the nasty stuff people seem to come across - not in the past year and a half, at least. All these men are squeaky clean, polite, don't short the envelope, extremely courteous, etc.

Usually upon first email, I do instruct them to text and reply to room number in the car, how to get to the elevators, etc etc - to give them a sense of ease before they get there. The less stress, the better for everyone.

I think the best approach is, if someone doesn't know how to wash themselves in a first appointment, they don't get a second appointment. Easy peasy.

 
I do have to say though, boundaries make people feel safe. I enjoy hanging around people who have implied and enforced boundaries, as well as listed boundaries. You always know where you're at with them, and I do believe this is ok to do. I'm just over telling a grown man to scrub his butt. And I don't. And come to find out, they know how to scrub their butt. LOL!

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and others seem to make out just fine?  

This goes for both hookers and johns. Just like some guys constantly are getting stood up or can't get a woman to return their messages, and some guys go years in between having such problems. The same thing applies to hookers, some women like yourself just seem to attract decent guys as clients while others are constantly complaining about guys who are so clueless they can't even wash their own ass. lo

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If ladies can't attract clean clients, their rates are to damn high.

and my dick is still rock hard, I have to piss in the shower, if I try to use the toilet it's going all over the bathroom.

As a lady in the biz I do have to point out that the ladies don't know that he doesn't know how to wash his ass properly in he's naked and you get that whiff. Also There's washing your ass in the a.m. in the shower for the day, and there's washing your ass for an intimate encounter.

Also a man's "build" has something to do with it. If he is a bit overweight or just plain overweight those ass cheeks tend to sweat more. On occasion I've reluctantly had to send a man into the shower if it's been a long day and he's been "marinating" down there. But it's been a while since I've had to send a man to the shower after arrival if he didn't have the common sense to just take a shower.  

But a search here will show I don't come here to post about it. This *may* be my first post about it ever, or in MANY, MANY years.

Steph xoxo

 

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these girls will also have a spotless house
have to have conditions perfect
won't know how to suck a dick
and will fake their orgasms

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What do you do when you have a hard on and have to piss?

See link for details.

Personally, I'm fine with a gal peeing in my shower, as long as it's on me.

8o

I feel like the people I *want* to see would be turned off. Like, 'Gee, what kind of people does this girl see, that she actually needs to post 'Please wash your ass!' on her site??'

For the same reason, I don't exhort guys to send me literate emails, etc. I don't want my prospective clients to have an image of me answering, in all seriousness,  'Hi, Id luv 2 c u 2day. Gr33k???'  

Besides, the guys who do that sh** either don't read my Etiquette page, or don't think it applies to them.

Most of my etiquette has to do with post-date contact, and why I am NOT to be considered a prospective squaw >:-O

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