"Man hands" show up?

I thought I'd pick between the perfect lady I wanted, and the lady with the man hands because I knew you would laugh. She even had a hair coming right out of the middle of a freckle!

That's why I posted this OP.

Or maybe she was out rebottling some wine? You'd be amazed what people will pay for  a bottle of cheap Merlot that's poured out of bottle with a Chateau Margaux label. I bet you a lot of your rich and famous clients would never know the difference either.

One of my older photos that has since been removed was so overly photoshopped that my hands looked HUGE compared to my body part they were resting on. I have tiny hands, feet, wrists and ankles... not much else lol. I've seen many pro massage artists with huge hands because of the specialized technique they provide. Strong hands are pretty much required and the bigger the better, especially for deep tissue I guess.

But they do look nice holding a martini glass

She received the text right after dinner. One of her friends received a private message from a random reviewer asking if they could both go see her together. Her friend agreed, and ever since that I haven't seen her. Those giant crab legs . Oh goodness just thinking about it and I can't stop laughing. I would have never cracked those legs with these piano hands for sure!

but she can also suck the claws off a lobster so I stayed.

I would not be too thrilled about hair on them, however.

You should see if Cait is available to give you that massage.

Aahh!   She took off her shoes and it looked like two dead appendages from a zombie were grafted onto her.  WTF have you been doing to your feet that they malformed into THAT?!!  Were you born with club feet?

I knew one gal with troll feet. They were kind of cute once you got used to them.  

Is that a butter like substance between the toes?

not unlike kneesiles which leaves one with deformed knees.