I've read many posts written by those in that cult....but I'm not sure what the best way to actually convert to Manginaism is.

You have to resign yourself to allowing sufficient cuddle time. 55mins out of the hour to be exact.

Brent deserves a suspension dude. He led with his shoulder and would have gone airborn given enough space. I'll be in Chicago to make sure shit gets handled correctly. Since giving YOU charge of the Hawks post season, they've turned to shit. Last year we couldn't make it due to family illness. Mi familia primero

Oh, wait. You have the sin thing covered, or at least blasphemy

The MAIN THING about a mangina is that he don't give NO FUCKS about the dudes. You need to be directing all these questions to your intended.  

Will she be open to going shopping for stuff that I'll buy her?  I hope so.

Wouldn't it be better to get that advice from the original Mangina King?

I just figured you're one of those that GaG was discussing.  That's why I want to convert...I want to be happy.

But you seem to be on your way with this thread. You already know my thoughts on this OVERTALKEDABOUT topic much like everything else on here.

And considering that so many seem to think that the non-mangina guys are seriously angry I want to be a part of the "happy" cult.

Posted By: TaylorSteele

But you seem to be on your way with this thread. You already know my thoughts on this OVERTALKEDABOUT topic much like everything else on here.  
   
 

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#1 sign of a mangina. Gentlemen who are precise, direct to the point, don't waffle, know what they want from word one and keep it simple...are not manginas. You, I'm afraid, are far too complex of an individual to NOT be a mangina lol. I hate to burst your bubble. Although you are still cute in my book, still no OTC time for you.  

To exactly where that is in the Mangina  Handbook.  

Or wait, is it?

yes in the 'Steele' Mangina Book....it clearly states in black and white...

Wouldn't you be if you were fat, bald and middle-aged like me?  Please show me the keys to happiness

I'd really be angry if I kept ending up on my back like this

I think you'll make a fine moderate- never a T-well.

Basically - the mangina has so much ego that he really thinks that a woman he pays to have sex with him really cares about him.  He has so much ego that he thinks his payment also includes  psychiatric counseling about relationships.  Psychiatrists charge about what hookers do -  not fair to ask a girl to do both.  IMHO - the hooker is probably a better deal - and, honestly, I always feel MUCH better after a session with a hooker than one with a shrink.... but I digress...

But does the number of posts DICK-tate a-DICK-tion?  
Or is it more about the contents when we post just perio-DICK-ly?
does this contra-DICK-t the statement above?

"My Long Trip on a Short Bus to BCS Status."  

actually, her trip was pretty short

The ones that act like egotistical dickheads are usually the worst manginas out there.

tells you just how BSC she is.  

The ones who post here that are always trying to impress .... Whoever it is they are trying to impress ......

You should list out those who are not affected.  

Posted By: Alyssa Marie

The ones who post here that are always trying to impress .... Whoever it is they are trying to impress ......  
   
 If it doesn't apply to you, don't read in to it.

Can't wait to see the list either. Of course her guys are not JUST "normal"...NOOOOOO...her johns are "perfect" clients too! Btw, wtf is a "perfect" client anyway? Is it a guy that doesn't even set up a session at all and just sends her a check? lol

I went to sleep.. However, with the abnormal amount of people at my parents house and the various snoring going on.. It's not easy to stay asleep...

Where have you been?

I do apologize but my books are strictly for 'mature' audiences only.

So - if you are REALLY ready to give up trying to control the lives of providers (aka manginaism) - This is a very similar program to al-anon....  Stop the madness!!!

I cannot imagine why a gentleman like you would post such obscene things continually on here, albeit a fuck board or not. I see this is your lil infantile playground to regress, however, don't you think you are a bit much sometimes. Even for me you are. How about this, feel free to post as you like, but you can more than be on your way and leave me be, unless you'd like to be coined the 'StalkerSteele' type......yet again. How many times is that now? Clearly find someone else to bother. You are nothing but a reoccurring thorn in my side and I happen to think roses are beautiful.  

Geezk!  It was just a funny little card that I've posted a gazillion times before.  You need to not take it so seriously, doll.
And, no, I'm not angry at all, but if you need to believe I am, knock yourself out.
As for why I haven't posted any new reviews here, that's really none of your business and I decline to explain.  The less information you have about me the better.
And remember

But it's you "passing out" and not remembering things. Signs of a bad drunk so detox may be an option.

I didn't pass out from alcohol, I don't drink. I gave that up a while ago....
Some people pass out from exhaustion. Taking a red eye, running around with family and catching up with friends..

Simply claiming it doesn't make it true.

IMHO, AA or any of the various 12 step programs really aren't religious - though they do require faith in a non rational process.

And if I didn't have passive aggressiveness in my life, I wouldn't have any personality at all. LOL.

You are correct, a fuck board is a fuck board is a fuck board. I must admit for someone like yourself to spend as much time on 'said' fuck board and for only taking it as a 'fuck' board, tis an interesting thing indeed. Afterall, according to you, it is just a 'fuck' board.

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That would really be important to me.

Never took you as a Girl Scout leader type.

We've lost count of the number of times you've flamed out, stomped off and returned a few days later.
Still, it's nice to see you adding pictures to your posts.  That one was deep.....deep

Elections coming up again...can't wait.

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I wouldn't be posting back now would I..and consistently. Think about that. I do have 'another' life believe it or not. This is my 'union' break from reality when I can.  

Oh, well, it's not the first time.  Everyone else here knows better.  Better get your poodle to come to the rescue.
And here's your bonus video.  I never get tired of it

Have you ever seen the Penn and Teller episode on 12 step programs? I bet you will love it.

I will grant you, yes AA has done some people good, but I am in more agreement with Penn and Teller, and you for that matter, that AA and all 12 step programs are religious bullshit.

you know who up there.....no comment. And if you check back while in your absence...I haven't had the last word for many of the latest threads even though they continue to poke and not so nicely of course. Someone's gotta mind the kiddie sandbox here. I like to every once in a while. Tis fun dealing with grown men who act like complete children. Are you no longer part of that bunch since you found your happy place? Congratulations btw. Hope it works out for you. Perhaps you could rub some of that on your 'buddies' here.

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who drags you around by the ball, is jealous of.  

I'll promise not to post the Wicked Witch of the West melting again if My Little Meadow Muffin will stop endlessly repeat lines about "kiddie sandboxes" and "children."  It was fine the first three dozen times she used it but it really does get old.  I had hoped she had more creativity than that, but perhaps not.

I don't get paid the big $ to stop those but if I did I could . It's funny how I called you buddy Corey's weak spot long before anyone else did last season and there are those even on this FK site who can verify that . If you remember I also said before the season your team will not repeat because of Crawford . The Hawks are the ones who Should have gone after Miller. If they had the NHL could have just handed them the cup . Instead your offense, yourself and DK have to work overtime again this year to carry hole in his glove Corey

I don't care what the game is when somebody starts doing that it's over . Maybe not this series with STL being beat up but that's as far as they'll go.  

So - if you are REALLY ready to give up trying to control the lives of providers (aka manginaism) - This is a very similar program to al-anon....  Stop the madness!!!  
 
1.  We admitted we were powerless over hookers —that our lives had become unmanageable.  
2. Grow up and take responsibility for your shit and quit drinking
3. Made a decision to think for ourselves do what is right and not rely on the ROCK, TREE or TURTLE to fix the life we chose to fuck up.
4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves.  
5. Admitted to YOURSELF, you made some dumb choices, now get off your ass and do something constructive about fixing it.  
6. Were entirely ready to have that ROCK, that TREE or that TURTLE miraculously fix the life we chose to screw up  
7. Humbly asked the ROCK, the TREE or the TURTLE to remove our shortcomings. Hmmm really????
8. Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and apologize for being a fucking tool when drunk, drugged etc. In other words take responsibility for your choices and actions.  
9. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.  
10. Continued to take personal inventory, and when we were wrong, promptly admitted it.  
11. Stay away from booze and or drugs, get a job, treat others as you want to be treated and take a firm hold of your life. You are the one in it, you made and make the choices, now suffer the consequences, pull your pants up and carry on!!!!!!!!!!!!!  
12.  Having had a fucking clear and present thought as what the fuck I am doing, go forth and get a life, straighten out the shit storm you caused and act responsibly.  

I cannot stop watching BULLSHIT by Penn and Teller. It hilarious. Watching the one on the vatican right now.

see I always knew you were "one of us",  and just as soon as some dumbfuck calls you a "manhating bitch" it will be official. Welcome to the darkside. lol

And my fav episode...

Two for the price of one.

huh?

accusing hobbyists of reading too much into what YOU WROTE as well as none of us being perfect clients.  If you don't want us to read/believe what you post, then just don't write it.

because I didn't see it at quick glance in the yellow .  

narcissist.